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The Simpsons: G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

by Adam Finley, posted Nov 13th 2006 11:35AM

simpsons(S18E05)

Homer: I'm not gonna surrender. You've seen what the U.S. Army does to prisoners. How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile with a hillbilly girl pointin' at you and laughin'?

Cletus: That was our last Christmas card.

Homer: Yeah, Marge always loved your cards.

If you missed the premiere of the Simpsons Movie trailer, check it out here. July can't get here soon enough, and being in Minnesota, I mean that in more ways than one.

It looks like last week's Halloween episode wasn't going to be the last word on the Iraq debacle, and this episode doled out plenty of jabs. Looking for new approaches to recruitment, the Army decides to show the kids at Springfield Elementary a movie that makes the Army look like a fun, live-action video game:

Army recruiter: And we brought along the movie. Do you guys know where we can find some awesome kids to show it to?

Milhouse: Dearborn, Michigan?

Wooed by the idea of shooting down everything from Nazis to Bin Laden to Jason from Friday the 13th to a deadly hurricane, Bart decides to "pre-enlist" for the Army. Homer demands Bart's contract be torn up, but in the process ends up enlisting himself because, well, because he's an idiot. He soon becomes the leader of a platoon of dimwits meant to be used as target practice for the Army's war games, a plot not too dissimilar to "Simpson Tide" in which Homer becomes captain of a nuclear submarine after joining the Navy.

While seeing Homer as a military leader did bring back memories of that earlier episode, this episode was really about what happens when people are enticed by underhanded recruitment efforts and end up getting more than they bargained for. I think the entire episode can be summed up in the brief exchange between Principal Skinner and the Army recruiter. Skinner agrees that it's good to see the kids so interested in military service, but when the recruiter asks him to reenlist, Skinner answers, "how about you bite me?"

Favorite moments:

The Full Metal Jacket scene where the sarge makes Homer eat donuts while everyone else does push-ups. When Homer questions his "punishment," the sarge serves him Alaskan king salmon and gives him a foot rub.

Homer trying to imagine what a great leader would do, and after imagining Cap'n Crunch, tells his men to "stay crunchy."

The Looney Tunes-style chase scene where Homer tries to avoid the predator drone may have been a little hokey, but did anyone else catch the exchange between the two army men at the end, each of them using classic lines from Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam (i.e.: "This means war!" and "I hate you!")? Lovely.

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Chuck

I love the Simpsons, but this episode was pure drivel. We get it, you think anyone who joins the Army is complete idiot. Fuck you...

By the way, I thought the Family Guy episode about recruiting was absolutely hilarious

November 18 2006 at 4:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Joe

I hated the drawn out laughs that don't work at all, for example, Moe's shifty eye monologue that went on forever. The Looney Tunes bit was love it or hate it. But the one thing I thought was REALLY wierd was that even though Kiefer Sutherland apparently voiced that Colonel, it didn't sound any different to something Hank Azaria might come up with in a minute or two. It didn't sound much like Kiefer's signature tone either.

November 14 2006 at 6:33 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gene

Re: the "offensive" Army references -- well, I am as opposed to our current administration and the war as anyone, but I am loath to blame it on our military. I'm not against good satire and the Simpsons qualifies, at least with this episode... but perhaps it was poor timing to show this episode on Veteran's day?
Re: the movie trailer -- was anyone else a little chagrined that the trailer lambasted "3D computer animation", then claimed that the Simpsons was good, old fashioned 2D... only to be followed by footage of Homer in a wrecking crane that was clearly 3D, computer animation?

November 13 2006 at 11:44 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
SeanTubbs

I've not watched the show for about a year, but I had it on last night (to view the trailer) and really thought it was great. The chase scene was very good, and was a great homage to Looney Tunes.

To those offended by the Army references, to me, it did not seem to be over the top, and maybe you should probe your own reaction. Why do people get so offended when they see a cartoon written by someone with a different opinion then their own? They are not saying "Hey, have this opinion" - they are saying "Well, here's what we think is funny, and we hope you laugh" because that's their job. I'm sure these writers know exactly what their real power is (negligible) and they're not out to change minds. If you don't think it's funny, that's one thing.

I'm not trolling and am interested in a serious dialogue on this one.

November 13 2006 at 11:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
purpleslog

The episode should have been titled:

"Fuck the US Army - Happy Veterans Days from the Simpsons!"

It was disgraceful.

November 13 2006 at 10:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
James Kabala

Last night's episode seemed to draw on least at five earlier episodes: "Bart the General" (Springfield becomes a war zone); "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson" (also had a stereotypical "drill sergeant" type character); "Simpson Tide" (Homer joins the Navy Reserve); "New Kids on the Blecch" (mocked military recruiters); and, good grief, "Treehouse of Horror XVII" from the previous week (attacked Iraq war). They are running out of ideas.

November 13 2006 at 5:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jeff

I thought this episode was a lot of fun, and the best of the season so far. Of course, it was still flawed and miles away from the classic years of the show, but I laughed enough. The Loony Tunes bit was great. Anyone complaining it was too cartoony for this show should take a look at the trampoline bit in season 5, which was another great Loony Tunes homage.

November 13 2006 at 4:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jaymez

Political stances aside, I was actually pissed off at last nights episode. I'm so tired of people going at each other constantly over the war in Iraq. 99% of the television I watch is informational. I want the remaining 1% to be free from all the BS.

I've been consistantly repulsed by American Dad ever since it first came on the air. It's rare that I'll watch the animation block, waiting to catch Family Guy and The Simpsons on reruns, and American Dad is always a reminder why.

November 13 2006 at 4:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Neal

Us "liberals" are not bashing the troops. We love the troops. We are bashing Bush, the government, and conservatives who blindly support this war without ever questioning it's validity. Believe it or not, you can be against the war, and support the troops at the same time. I think the troops (every one of them) are heroes, I just don't want them dying for nothing.

November 13 2006 at 4:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Sean

The last couple episodes of the Simpsons seem more like "Simpsons does Family Guy" what with the obscure references, the jokes that are prolonged for agonizing effect, and the in your face commentary.

Copying is the sincerest form of flattery and all that...

November 13 2006 at 3:15 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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