Playboy's Girls Next Door get the greenlight
Unfortunately for the girls, they may have to up the ante. Former Playmate and Mansion resident Izabella St. James is on the verge of releasing a tell-all book about what really goes on inside the Playboy Mansion. Try not to be too shocked, readers, but it involves s-e-x.
St. James reported to News of the World:
"Anything goes in that place. It's everything you ever imagined and worse - Leonardo [DiCaprio], Owen [Wilson] and Colin [Farrell] were the girls' favorites.
Leo [would] practically live at the mansion. I lost count of the times I saw him at the end of a bash bundling five or six girls into the back of a limo to take back to his house. Leo loved to sneak into the grounds with them and have sex on the benches in the undergrowth next to the monkey enclosures. Matthew Perry from Friends liked that, too."
Alright, girls next door, I don't want to see any more of these freaking puppy birthday parties or hear about your UCLA "communications" classes. Holly, get over making Hef your husband. It ain't gonna happen. Ask Barbi Benton. Here's the deal, ladies. Don't think you can tease your way into a fourth season. It's time to bring out the big guns. We want to see some hardcore celebrity humping - often, with abandon and preferably by the "monkey enclosures."