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The Amazing Race: We Won't Just Die, Like Roaches

by Deidre Woollard, posted Nov 27th 2006 7:10AM
(S10E11) The official title for this episode should really be "karma is a b," a quote from Alabama ladies, who without their goodie-goodie SixPack compatriots are turning into surprisingly fierce players. Still, of all four teams they are the ones who are probably most likely to get eliminated which makes me wonder why they are seen as such a threat by those marauding blondes known as the Beauty Queens. It doesn't exactly seem like a fair fight but it's the only thing in the race right now that's keeping things interesting.

The teams are in Morocco this week so the primary scenery is of the dusty desert type. A quick series of connecting flights (in which the blondes once again try to be sneaky) lands all teams at the same place once again. However when the teams arrive they are mobbed by the locals. The Bama ladies scoop one up quickly but everyone else seems a bit more frightened. The Bama moms choose well and end up with a lead heading to the yield which really freaks the power blondes out. Once again, they used he word "sistas" to refer to the Alabama ladies. I don't know if they are trying to be cute but the way they say it makes me a bit uncomfortable. Then again, Bama calls the blondes "Barbies" and that's not exactly a great term either.

Alas the teams get evened up once again before they can reach the yield. I was hoping it would be the Bama girls yielding the blondes but the race to the yield is a flat out footrace. Tyler and James get there first. They elect not to use it, ditto for Rob and Kim but the blondes yield Bama. Why? Because they can.

The Roadblock, which involves riding in a Roman-style chariot probably looks like more fun than it actually was. But Karlyn seems to have had the easiest time of it, probably because no one else was racing and probably because she was fired up from just being yielded.

Speaking of karma... why do Rob and Kim have such bad car karma? This time they are sidelined for a good while by a flat tire. They are forced to chill as the other teams coast by not once but twice. I'm not a fan of this team but I'd hate for random bad luck to be the reason someone gets eliminated.

The detour choices are involve either throwing pots or grinding olives and everyone goes for olives. Bama makes up major ground because no matter their physical condition, they have one valuable skill, they are suddenly smart navigators. When the blondes get to the olive challenge they find that all three stations are occupied. Basically the blondes end up being yielded themselves because they have to wait until a station is free. In this episode karma is definitely a bitch.

Tyler and James arrive first with Lyn and Karlyn following closely for a hard-fought second with Rob and Kimberley and Dustin and Kandice racing for last. The blondes arrive last but are not eliminated. They are "marked for elimination" which shouldn't be too much for a problem for them.

One thing that everyone seems to be lamenting this season is that there is no clear team to cheer for. Usually editing steers the general public towards some teams and aware from others. This is the season of the flip-flop, a team that is charming one week is nasty the next. At this point, I'd be happy with anyone but Rob and Kimberley winning but given the Kim tantrum shown in next week's episode that might not be a problem.

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shirley

what on earth was the final episode? you mean those three teams all went through hell, only to let Bama lose by not getting a flight? come on, does anyone see racism and classism here? guess the dark single moms weren't tv-worthy enough--any thoughts?

December 11 2006 at 10:00 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Joe Blow

The wanna be blondes are so indicative of American
Bee-iches. Glad they lost and I feel sorry for the fools that someday marry them.

December 10 2006 at 11:30 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jimmy Jam

The "blondes'? The "bleach blondes" would be a more appropriate name. How about calling them the "roots" for their extremely dark roots? There is no way these two wannabe's ever won, let alone competed in a beauty pageant. They're nothing but two desperate sycophants- they will be this way through life as they now race to find a Sugar Daddy.

You two "dark rooted bleached blondes" were served, and now your owned. Loo-hoo-zers!

December 04 2006 at 1:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Sharon

I was sorry to see the Blondes eliminated tonight. In my opinion, they have been awesome competitors throughout the race. They truly worked as a team, and never gave up on each other. Contrast this to Rob and Kimberly -- I can't stand him screaming at her, and I can't stand her crying. She was a total WIMP at the tomato episode, and they should have lost right there instead of winning. Kimberly showed me that she is a true QUITTER when faced with a challenge, and they wouldn't be in the race if it wasn't for Rob. The 'Bama girls are equally obnoxious. Although the Blondes called them sistahs, the Bama team is equally disrespectful by calling them Barbies. The Bama team is also about as poor of competitors as I have ever seen. That leaves it to the Models to take the show.

December 03 2006 at 9:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gt

am i the only one who was irritated with the yield being behind the opening gate? it just doesnt make sense, i'm convinced the producers saw bama being first and knowing they would use it, put it behind the gate. they do NOT want barbies to lose! of course they came in last and then the producers decide, we'll make this non-elimination night. yawn. so scripted!

November 29 2006 at 6:17 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Sho

I'd love to see the annoying racist blondes lose. After being known as "Alabama" or "bamas" the blondes started saying "the sistahs." And they say it with so much stereotypical attitude! First they said it rolling their necks & moving their hands like something from a 1980's blackxplotation film. Ugh!

By the way.....the blondes should be referred to as PAGEANT winners because they are FAR from Beauty...and have way less grace and couth as any Queen.

I'm glad the smaller black lady FINALLY calmed down too....because the way she let other people affect her & make her get upset was getting so irritating. The last couple of weeks she actually Smiled! 8-O

But why the hell didn't the fat one at least attempt to start working out before the race? Whenever they're close to the pit stop the same time as another team, the other team can almost walk & still beat them. Ridiculous! They need a miracle AND a huge lead to actually win the million dollars.

(Cool blog. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one uncomforatble with "the sistahs," comment).

November 28 2006 at 12:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Eddie Hargreaves

What's the point of putting a Yield on a non-elimination leg? (Again)

November 28 2006 at 1:56 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent McKee

Zwicker: There will indeed be an All-Star version of The Amazing Race, starting in February I believe. The teams have already started racing - they were seen in Miami. To my mind it's not really an All-Star version however. In my books an All-Star version of the show would feature the first or second place teams from the previous races except the current one and the Family Edition (where possible - there are some relationships that have broken up like Reichen & Chip from TAR 4). Unlike other reality competitions this show is based on performance rather than popularity with either the audience or the other competitors so the winners are the people who have done the best job of racing, which in my book makes them the real "All Stars." Instead, from what little we know the producers seem to have picked popular teams without regard to their finish in the race - although some of them are good choices from a performance point of view. Rumoured to be racing are: Charla & Mirna, Colin & Christie, David & Mary (!), and Rob & Amber. Not racing are winners BJ & Tyler and Chip & Kim, both of whom are decidedly unhappy about not being picked.

November 27 2006 at 3:54 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Viv

Zwicker, yes we do have an allstar TAR next year. You can read about it here:

http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/11/22/amazing-race-all-stars-coming-in-2007/

November 27 2006 at 3:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
CJ

I hate the Yields, it just turns the contestants into wimps and whiners. I always love the teams that were going to Yield get Yielded, then proceed to throw a hissy-fit about it. I think the girls would have yielded somebody no matter who was behind them. It was the last Yield so there was no threat of "Yield revenge". I absolutely love watching them... besides the obvious eye-candyness, they are having fun and are pretty down-to-earth (not stupid, but not the brightest bulbs either). As for leaving Rob and Kim on the side of the road, so what... they had a jack and a spare (and a cameraman with a sat phone I assume). I think the race hobbles random cars on purpose tho, cars seem to break down a lot lately.

November 27 2006 at 1:31 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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