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America's Next Top Model sans writers

by Julia Ward, posted Dec 1st 2006 4:42PM
Tyra BanksAccording to insider's on the production, this week marked the first episode of America's Next Top Model without the involvement of its formerly striking, now fired, writing staff. Media-watchers are calling the episode the first real shark-jumper in the series with the dismissal of the only chick left who looked like a model and the cold water torture the girls suffered at mommy Tyra's hands. I was miffed last week when they chose Amanda over Michelle in a desire vs. talent match-up. In the real world, no one gives a crap how you feel about your work if you do it well.

The thing that the writers really managed to keep in line was Tyra's burgeoning megalomania. They knew how to dole out Tyra's "fierceness" in just the right doses. Untamed, Tyra is headed down a road of weirdness no publicity team can save her from -- a world occupied by post-coach jumping Tom Cruises and post-trial Michael Jacksons -- asexual icons out-of-touch in the way only wealth and fame can make you. You can sorta imagine her in the old folks home for drag queens pullings a Norma "I'm ready for my close-up now" Desmond. You can officially freak-out when she starts wearing turbans on a regular basis.

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LINDA

HI TYRA,

I HAVE SEEN ALL YOUR TOP MODEL SHOWS AND THINK THEY ARE GREAT BUT WHEN ON EARTH ARE YOU GOING TO DO A MALE TOP MODEL SHOW? ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS ARE ASKING THE SAME THING. WE ALL WATCH QUEER AS FOLK ON SHOW TIME JUST TO GET A LOOK AT HOT MEN IN SEXY CLOTHES, HEY THEY ARE GAY BUT WOW THEY DRESS SO NICE AND ARE SO SEXY. WHAT WE ALL WANT TO SEE IS NOT GAY MEN THAT WE CAN HAVE FANTASIES WITH JUST LIKE YOU HAVE IT FOR THE MEN ON ALL YOUR SHOWS. THIS IS ALMOST 2007 AND WE ALL THINK IT IS TIME FOR US WOMEN TO SHOW MEN HOW TO BE SEXY, GET RID OF THOSE BAGGY PANTS AND SHORTS FOR SWIM SUITS. HECK IN THE 50'S THEY WORN LESS TO SWIM IN THAN NOW. WOMEN ARE TIRED OF MEN THINKING THAT YOU HAVE TO BE GAY TO LOOK GOOD AND SEXY. NOTHING WRONG WITH GAY EITHER BUT WE SURE DO MISS STRAIGHT SEXY MEN. LIKE VICTORIA SECRETS ADVERTISEMENTS THEY ALWAYS SHOW THE WOMEN SEXY AND THEY DO HAVE VERY SEXY MEN CLOTHE AND UNDIES BUT NEVER SHOW THEM. I WISH JUST ONCE ON FATHERS DAY THAT THEY WOULD SHOW THE GUYS IN SEXY UNDERWEAR AND I DON'T MEAN BOXERS. MEN THINK BOXERS ARE NOT SEXY FOR US WOMEN BUT THEY SURE DO WEAR THEM AND ALL THEY ARE IS SHORTS. IT'S TIME... IT'S TIME IN 2007 FOR MEN TO SEE IF THEY WANT US SEXY THEN DAMN IT GIVE US SEXY TOO AND START A FASHION TREND FOR MEN TO TURN US ON IN THE BEDROOMS LIKE WE DO FOR THEM. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE JUST ASK THE LADIES IF THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT. I DARE YOU TO ASK THEM IF THEY WISH MORE MEN WOULD GET SEXY FOR THEM AND IF WE LADIES DESERVE A TOP MALE MODEL SHOW WITH STRAIGHT MEN AND EVEN A FEW GAY WOULD BE FINE, BUT THE POINT I WANT TO MAKE FOR 2007 IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE GAY TO DRESS SEXY FOR YOUR WOMEN. GET SOME GREAT LOOKING GUYS IN LITTLE BATHING SUITS WITH BODIES. GET THESE MEN THINKING..... HEY PULL UP THOSE PANTS AND SHOW OFF YOUR BODIES TOO, WE LIKE A SEXY BODY JUST LIKE THE MEN DO BUT WHEN YOUR ON THE STREET YOU SURE DON'T SEE IT IN THE MEN WITH BAGGY CLOTHES AND SHAVED HEADS.

December 15 2006 at 1:00 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jean Charneski

No one seems to have picked up that Caridee is beyond being a loose cannon. She seems bipolar staying in the manic phase while on TV, but with the potential to hit deep depressions. She was one of the least talented. She cannot talk for a commercial; she couldn't walk for the runway show; she did not impress at go sees; and the photo on one of the show's websites was awful - open-mouthed and vacant looking.

December 13 2006 at 6:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gloria

I was shocked that Carriedee won! She really flubbed up that fashion show. Melrose nailed the fashion show, but I guess she was just too old for them and too know-it-all. I think that Melrose was shocked and hurt that she didn't win. Her reaction was gunuine. Eventhough Melrose got on my nerves at times, she clearly was the best of all the girls. Maybe someone will pick her up and give her a chance. As for Tyra, she likes to have fun, she loves makeup and hair, and there is no one like her!

December 07 2006 at 4:11 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
orlando piti

i very much watch t.v but when it's come to america next top model it's just very competetive and hpynotizing, the ladies all have great pontential May The good Lord Bless each and every one on the Show Amen.

December 06 2006 at 7:28 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
poetry in motion

i love love love this show... i am a middle aged woman with kids who always dreamed of being a model, but too scared to leave my silly home town... i love to watch and see what it would have been like.. i live vicariously through the models... good luck to them... go for it and i hope its everything you dreamed of!! twiggy is ok, but janice was beyond annoying and always appeared to be on drugs and alcohol, i agree that i am not fond of tyra's look, the hair is way to glam as well as the wardsrobe... just look cool tyra, like you expect the models to look.. love jay, and my Sweet precious Jesus, love that Nigel!! Nigel, if you may be reading this somewhere on this planet... you are hot!!!!

December 05 2006 at 9:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gordy

Everyone's drag queen references are funny, since, drag queens strive to emulate models--and the good ones do it extremely well. So, what you're kinda saying is that Tyra looks like herself, which it kinda stupid. To take it there...what you're really saying is that Tyra looks fierce...which would be accurate.

On topic, the last show didn't seem different to me. Would the writers plan the photo shoots? I think not. And, if you watch the prior show, you'd realize that they kicked Michelle (the one they really liked) off before Amanda because Michelle wasn't feeling it, and they felt that Amanda should go further than her...one week further. Amanda wasn't good.

The top 3 are a great top three. Melrose should take it. It's between her and Eugena.

December 04 2006 at 10:06 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
NavStar

While I generally like Tyra, she's looking more and more like a drag queen on the show. Hair piled up to celing, enough mascara to kill Tammy Fae, and these tacky Joan Collins ball gowns.

And frankly, the show has never been the same since Janice Dickenson left/got fired. Twiggy is a bland, no opinion replacement.

December 01 2006 at 7:50 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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