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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Dec 1st 2006 1:05PM
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

Last week's winners:

3rd place to Allibee: "If President Roslin had given me enough cash, we could have won the Ebay auction for the Stephen Colbert portrait instead."
2nd place to Sir Loin: "Gas station velvet paintings: more evidence of ancient Caprican influence."
1st place to Bus: "This is our new secret weapon against the Cylons. In the late twentieth century it was called a Magic Eye Painting. The Cylons will stare at it trying to see the boat, then we'll come up behind them with a crowbar and bash them good!"

This week, a scene from the season premiere of Scrubs:

scrubs dancing

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Brent

While on the tour of Pfizer's home building, this picture shows the specific date when the scientists realized that compound UK-92,480 wasn't working on hypertension, but did help men get an erection. Later on compound UK-92,480 would become known as Viagra.

December 07 2006 at 1:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Toby OB

Jordan didn't care how badly it smelled whenever Dr. Kelso squeezed one off. All that mattered was that it gave her hair great lift.

December 02 2006 at 5:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
chris w

"Excuse me Dr. Kelso, but I think you jiggied your Depends loose. Let me just reach behind you to pull those back up."

December 02 2006 at 1:27 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
dries

Due to his midlife crisis Dr.Kelso has followed a course to have more fun in life. The teacher was Austin Powers.

December 02 2006 at 11:19 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Randall Smith

Nitrous Oxide leak discovered on the set of SCRUBS. Who cares?

December 02 2006 at 10:16 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jason

Next week, on an all new Dancing With the Stars...

December 01 2006 at 5:18 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lee

See Kid's this is what happens when mix up Daddy's blue pill with Daddy's purple pill.

December 01 2006 at 4:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Porchland

At long last, Dr. Kelso's gay son is vindicated: Homosexuality is genetic.

December 01 2006 at 3:39 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
J

Trying to improve business at his hospital -- Dr. Kelso launches a kooky marketing ad featuring the "new and improved" prostate exam procedures for 2007.

December 01 2006 at 3:32 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
JeffL

"Sorry, Bob-o, practice all you want, but you're ne-heh-vaa-er going to get on Dancing With the Stars" -- Dr. Cox

December 01 2006 at 3:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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