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Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Bart Oates

by Jonathan Toomey, posted Dec 3rd 2006 10:56PM

Carl and Bart Oates

(S04E10) This isn't exactly the type of show you expect to see guest stars on. There have been plenty of folk that have lent their voice talent. For instance, Scott Thompson of Kids in the Hall fame voiced Dusty Gozongas last season. But this season, we've now had two people actually play themselves. First, pornstar Tera Patrick stopped by and now football great Bart Oates. How do they find these people?

I got a kick out of this episode once I realized what was going on. Two good friends of mine, one is a 49ers fan and the other loves the Giants -- the two teams Oates spent his career with. So naturally I had to tell them both about this episode. Let's just say that it's strangely awkward to start a conversation off with "So... were you a big Bart Oates fan?"

The episode was pretty decent. Lot of good moments. Essentially it was all about Bart Oates. He appeared to Carl as some sort of ghostly messenger and basically made Carl try to right all the wrongs he's done. Or at least apologize. He had to say sorry to the grave of an old man that he killed in a hit and run and then had to make amends with the band Chicago for selling boot-leg concert tee-shirts that said "Chicano." Hilarious to start with and made even funnier when Carl regrets the mistake of having immigrants makes the shirts at discount price.

Elsewhere, Meatwad and Shake were in jail because they stole Carl's car and apparently got arrested for drunk driving. One daiquiri really puts Shake over the edge. Nothing too funny here. However, anyone else notice that mumbling homeless guy that was in jail with them? I know we've seen him before but can't place my finger on which episode it was. He kept saying his pants were stuck to his butt. I don't want to know why.

Now here's the million dollar question. How did you interpret the ending? The way I see it, there's two ways. One? Everything that transpired between Carl and Bart right up to setting off the alarms at Linda Hamilton's house was for real. Then Bart, disappointed by Carl's lack of "team-spirit," appeared to Shake and persuaded him to put a BB gun pellet into Carl's head.

However, what if the final scene with Shake shooting the BB gun under Bart's supervision was actually a flashback? In that case, that's how it all started. Bart appeared to Shake, who then shot Carl, and Carl dreamed about his encounter with Bart while he was unconscious in Frylock's bedroom. Either one makes sense to me. Of course, I never would have pegged this show as one to have the potential for double meanings or multiple interpretations. Go figure.

Best line?

Bart Oates (offering advice to Carl): "You know, sex isn't everything. Neither is the band Boston."

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bobo

I went to highschool with his son and spent some time at their house, Bart was an awesome guy. I nearly shat myself when I saw him on Aquateen. It was probably the greatest thing I've ever seen on television. Ever... Boston isn't everything

February 20 2007 at 11:35 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
tom glavine

Who's the moron bad mouthing Mr. Oates. if he knew anything at all about this man, he'd know that he is one of the nicest guys that antone would be fortunate enough to run into.

December 05 2006 at 8:26 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
MosquitoControl

Bart Oates is one of the worst human beings alive.

Ok, that goes too far, but ug. He spoke at my company's Christmas Party. It was an hour of him talking about his high school football experiences, followed by five minutes of him showing Superbowl footage, of which he was in maybe three frames.

The entire time he kissed the ass of the company president. And the entire time the bar was closed.

The company president was later canned for sleeping with his assistant, making her head of HR, and making her mother head of complaince. So what did the president do? He went off and started a new company. With the assistant. And the mother. And Bart Oates.


Man does Bart Oates suck.

December 04 2006 at 1:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
M-D

Mumbling Homeless Guy has been in a number of episodes. I believe he also jumps from the billboard in the "Gee Whiz" episode.

Speaking of, there are a number of other guest stars from ATHF who were left off the earlier list - Ted Nugent ("Gee Whiz"), Andrew WK ("Party All the Time"), and Zakk Wylde ("Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary") come to mind immediately. There may have been others.

December 04 2006 at 1:01 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gavin

It's the guy from "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary" who comes during the open house and keeps muttering "Alabama" over and over, prompting Shake to utter the infamous line: "Yes, absolutely. We are convieniently located adjacent to Alabama."

Well, infamous to my g/f and I, at least. It's an in-joke of ours.

December 04 2006 at 5:50 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
David Woods

I assumed the whole thing was a dream sequence brought on my a BB lodged in Carl's Brain. Of course I am assuming that these goof balls that write this have any plan whatsoever. Hey, was I talking about Aqua Teen or Lost? :)

December 04 2006 at 3:42 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Vito

Mumbling homeless guy was in an episode where Shake had put an ad out putting the house up for sale. I think it might have been Super Squatter, but I'm not certain and I'm too lazy to pull out the DVDs.

December 04 2006 at 2:15 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Joel

Holy shit! I interviewed Oates for a local magazine a couple of months ago! Too bad I had no idea about this, or I would have defnitely asked him something about it.

December 02 2006 at 10:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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