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A letter to Santa from Britney's thingy

by Adam Finley, posted Dec 5th 2006 7:05PM

britney spearsKittenpants, guest blogger over at CC Insider and curator of the quirky Web site Kittenpants.org, which I had the pleasure of contributing to a couple times before I became a world famous TV blogger, has written a hilarious post, a plea to Santa from Britney Spears' vagina for some nice cotton panties, and for her "host" to stop parading her around town.

Frankly, I don't understand why everyone is getting on Brit's case about this "no underwear" thing. It's fairly well-established that forgetting one's underwear is the most common of human errors. The only reason I'm never without my boxers is because I've tattooed "wear underwear" all over my body like Guy Pearce in Memento. Furthermore, isn't it possible that Brit is simply going without panties for a short time in order to air out any residual DNA left over from K-Fed? You know, like when you tap the bottom of a Pringles can to get the few remaining crumbs? I'm just guessing, it's not like I'm a biologist or anything.

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jeff stiefer

"You know, like when you tap the bottom of a Pringles can to get the few remaining crumbs? I'm just guessing, it's not like I'm a biologist or anything."

Thats the funniest thing i have read on here in a long time. Nicely done!

December 07 2006 at 4:19 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Corey

Ditto. Besides, Britney is causing health hazards while wearing no undies.
(http://www.harddrivelife.com for more)

December 06 2006 at 10:50 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Michael

"isn't it possible that Brit is simply going without panties for a short time in order to air out any residual DNA left over from K-Fed?"

That logic alone should validate Brit's lack of panties. Problem is, she may have to air out her "personal space" for a really long time to get rid of that K-Fed stink!

December 06 2006 at 7:31 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
dotty

did you mean who need or you need? its cold out here but hot in there!

December 05 2006 at 10:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
dotty

you need panties anyway, its too hot!!!

December 05 2006 at 10:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Beth

Seriously. I think that the no underwear is stupid, but what does this have to do with TV? And are you trying to get TV Squad blocked by those who review sites for proxy servers? Because I'm going to be bummed if I can't read this site from work anymore. Do us all a favor and don't include the v-word for categories.

December 05 2006 at 9:12 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Marthe

She is gross, nasty and an awful singer. All this is her mothers fault for raising a self-centered, insecure, attention needy 25 year old baby. She is older and longs for all the attention, adoration she had when she was in her prime.

December 05 2006 at 8:33 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Marthe

Oh man, those many, many, too many pictures of Britney's vagina are gross. She looks like she is high on something. She can not function without an audience. I guess that is what happens to people who's mother pushes them in front of a camera as a child. Then when they get older they mentally loose it because they crave an audience! Keep it up Britney we are laughing at you, your crotch and FedX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

December 05 2006 at 8:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bebop

Amy Poehler put it best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1OmTEtuyGE

December 05 2006 at 8:12 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
mike

I too am a firm believer in deforrestation ;-)

December 05 2006 at 7:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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