THEY'RE ALL COMING BACK
'Red Widow' Gets The Axe
Sarah Chalke engaged; men everywhere crushed
by Annie Wu, posted Dec 6th 2006 2:24PM
I was minding my own business in my massive marble home-library, reading a book on French existentialism, listening to a bit of Mozart, and enjoying some fine Ramen (Top Ramen!), when, suddenly, I heard a low scream outside my window. Living in the middle of a very urban area, I paid no mind, assuming it was just another mugging or stabbing. But then there was another scream. And another. And another. All of which were distinctly male and sounded something like "Becky, whyyyyy?!". I set aside my Sartre and jumped online to check for any major tragedies, and then I saw it. Oh, boy.Anna quickly mentioned this in her post about the Scrubs video, but I think it's worthy of a full post... Sarah Chalke (Becky from Roseanne, Elliot from Scrubs) is now engaged to her long-time boyfriend, Jamie Afifi. He proposed to her on vacation in Hawaii last week.
Sorry, boys, looks like she's taken. And yes, I spent about ten minutes looking for the prettiest possible picture to accompany this post, just to make the news even more painful.
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