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Conan brings Horny Manatees to the internet

by Julia Ward, posted Dec 7th 2006 10:09AM
Horny Manatee Conan OBrienConan O'Brien may have added another character to the pantheon of greats that includes the masturbating bear, Carl "Oldie" Olson, Triumph, barfing Kermit and Pimpbot. On Monday night, Conan ran a comedy bit on NCAA mascots. Among the mascots was "FSU's webcam manatee." The gag of a gyrating manatee in front of a computer ended with one of the band members checking out the hot manatee on his laptop. Conan cracked that he must be frequenting "hornymanatee.com."

The next night, Conan appeared explaining that, unbeknownst to him, NBC policy requires that any non-existent web address that is mentioned on the air be bought by NBC for ten years. We'll never really know if this fact was actually "unbeknownst" to the Cone Zone, but it does mean that NBC now has among its stable of web property - HornyManatee.com - which has now become a Conan-related site for fan pics of hot and lusty sea cows in action. There's a solo manatee, manatee on manatee, man on manatee and fetish pages. One of those should satisfy your interspecies cravings.

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December 30 2006 at 1:40 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
J.C.

Poor, poor Labamba! On another note,
Conan, I've heard you slam on Britney about her questionable pics.I'm here to tell you, I'm envious of the lucky bastard that took those pics. I saw it on bangedup.com. Why oh why are you complaining?

December 11 2006 at 12:24 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Cinesister

So this means that www.virginbirthsdebunked.org has also now been bought by NBC for ten years, surely... :)

December 07 2006 at 10:22 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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