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On the 8th day of Festivus, TV gave to me

by Anna Johns, posted Dec 8th 2006 9:02AM
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This year didn't really provide any classic one-liners that have become a part of everyday conversation. There's no "Hell to the no!" or "Let's hug it out, bitch" or "Obey kaybee". So, I grabbed a few favorite quotes from our lists and from our commenters... and I threw in a few quotes from major moments in 2006 television.
  • "Deal or no deal?", Howie Mandel's tagline for his new game show on NBC.
  • "Live every week... like it's shark week," a bit of wisdom from Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock.
  • "You taste like fish biscuits." Kate, after Sawyer kissed her on Lost.
  • "Scroll over him with your mouse cursor and... right click!" Cartman, instructing his friends to attack during a game of World of Warcraft on South Park.
  • "Do you mean Rain Man retarded or Paris Hilton retarded?" Lou, on Rescue Me.
  • "Well, I know it's the worst kept secret in America... but I'm going to be working on CBS Evening News and 60 Minutes," Katie Couric, announcing her resignation from Today.
  • "This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg." Stephen Colbert, going balls-out at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner on C-SPAN.
  • "Mommy, when am I going to get my fur?" Rosie O'Donnell, quoting her daughter, during her first day hosting The View.

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