Subtle Subtitles

"Now that we've saved the amusement park from creepy ghosts and ghouls, let's see who you really are..."

"This is kind of like that time when I fell asleep at the cat lady's house after drinking milk. When I woke up, the cats were licking the milk off my face; only your hands are a lot smoother."

Randy, playing strip poker for the first time and being the bashful goofball he is, needs a little help after his first losing hand.

As the zombies moved in for the kill thinking only of their desire to feast on human flesh, Randy remembered his training. Zombies can't see you if you're happy. But, as they devoured his flesh, Randy remembered that rule only applied to Martha Stewart.

Don't worry Mr. and Mrs. Garcia I won't eat at Taco Bell anymore, especially since that e-coli outbreak!
What's that? Mexican Food gives you diarrhea as well? AHHH NOOO!!

OR

Illegal Immigrants are coming over here to take our jobs and tickle our TV stars! Those could have been hard working Americans tickling Randy from "My Name is Earl!"

I don't really have a frog in my throat. That's just an expression.

In a desperate bid to raise money for the beleaguered network, NBC hired undocumented workers to get enough "Tickle Me Randy" life-size party dolls ready in time for Christmas.

"Ya know.... It's really hard to kill you when you won't stop laughing."

OR

Randy knew he was done for when the assassins started using the Mexican Tickle Torture on him.

No you can't see me tits, they're just as big as yours!

"Eeeeheee ehehe ehehehehee hehehehe ehheheheeh ehheheeee"