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Our Festivus contest winner has been chosen!

by Keith McDuffee, posted Dec 19th 2006 3:41PM
tv squad festivusWe had some insanely good entries for this year's contest, but unfortunately there can only be one winner this time around (though do keep a lookout for future contests where the remaining prizes will be up for grabs!)

Congratulations to Liz for her "You're a Mean One, Dr. House" lyrics! Liz has chosen the Deadwood sets (seasons one and two) for her prize. Read on after the jump for her entry. Thanks to everyone for entering and keep on the lookout soon for more contests!

You're a mean one, Dr. House.
You really make me squirm.
You're rude and nasty needlessly
To healthy and infirm,
Dr. House.

You're a shiny tasty apple
in a bucket full of worms.

You're a terror, Dr. House.
You abuse your friends for fun.
You are rude and super-selfish
And you'd blaspheme to a nun,
Dr. House.

(Although I have to admit that
watching it is really pretty fun.)

You're conceited, Dr. House.
You really have no shame
You hold your colleagues hostage
with your super-giant brain,
Dr. House.

Some day you just know Chase is gonna
snap and beat you with your cane.

You're disgusting, Dr. House.
You're an addict and a boor
You wash pills down with brandy
and you wake up on the floor,
Dr. House.

You're unwashed and unshaven and you
carry on with (*cough* LOVELY YOUNG WORKING LADIES *cough*)

(Excuse me, where was I? Oh yes.)

You're destructive, Dr. House.
You made poor Cuddy cry.
You lost Wilson his practice
And you made your ducklings lie,
Dr. House!

You know, we give you a lot of leeway here
but it's time to give rehab a try.

You're inexcusable, Dr. House.
All your stunts have lost them dough.
If you worked in a real hospital,
they would have let you go,
Dr. House.

How fortunate that without you
we wouldn't have a show!

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*blush* thank you! I'm so looking forward to the Deadwood set, I've never seen more than a few minutes of the show but I know I'm going to love it!

December 20 2006 at 9:43 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Joseph Land


When I read your entry earlier I knew you had something. Very well done.

December 19 2006 at 7:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Great job Liz!! I loved your lyrics. You should win a House walk-on role!

December 19 2006 at 5:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Three thumbs up, Liz! (It was so good I borrowed an extra thumb)

Perfect parody of one of my favorite Christmas show tunes. You did so well TVSquad should set you up to meet the stars of Deadwood.

December 19 2006 at 4:46 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Toby OB

Congratulations, Liz!

I remember thinking as I read through the competition that your song was a stand-out. In fact, the tune was running through my head this morning as I watched last night's repeat episode!

December 19 2006 at 3:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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