Our Festivus contest winner has been chosen!
We had some insanely good entries for this year's contest, but unfortunately there can only be one winner this time around (though do keep a lookout for future contests where the remaining prizes will be up for grabs!)Congratulations to Liz for her "You're a Mean One, Dr. House" lyrics! Liz has chosen the Deadwood sets (seasons one and two) for her prize. Read on after the jump for her entry. Thanks to everyone for entering and keep on the lookout soon for more contests!
You're a mean one, Dr. House.
You really make me squirm.
You're rude and nasty needlessly
To healthy and infirm,
Dr. House.
You're a shiny tasty apple
in a bucket full of worms.
You're a terror, Dr. House.
You abuse your friends for fun.
You are rude and super-selfish
And you'd blaspheme to a nun,
Dr. House.
(Although I have to admit that
watching it is really pretty fun.)
You're conceited, Dr. House.
You really have no shame
You hold your colleagues hostage
with your super-giant brain,
Dr. House.
Some day you just know Chase is gonna
snap and beat you with your cane.
You're disgusting, Dr. House.
You're an addict and a boor
You wash pills down with brandy
and you wake up on the floor,
Dr. House.
You're unwashed and unshaven and you
carry on with (*cough* LOVELY YOUNG WORKING LADIES *cough*)
(Excuse me, where was I? Oh yes.)
You're destructive, Dr. House.
You made poor Cuddy cry.
You lost Wilson his practice
And you made your ducklings lie,
Dr. House!
You know, we give you a lot of leeway here
but it's time to give rehab a try.
You're inexcusable, Dr. House.
All your stunts have lost them dough.
If you worked in a real hospital,
they would have let you go,
Dr. House.
How fortunate that without you
we wouldn't have a show!

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