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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Dec 22nd 2006 2:02PM
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

Last week's winners:

subtle subtitlesRyan: "Robin's plans to get rid of all the footage of her "Robin Sparkles" music video backfires."
Toby OB: "Die, Doughboy! Die! In the name of all that is holy, why won't you die!!!"

subtle subtitlesRyan: "Santa all I want for Christmas is my eyesight so I can finally see my hairy, mute girlfriend who likes to be all fours."
Dorv: "No Santa, with my new XFC-3000 Polycarbonate Shock Proof Protective Eye Wear System, there's no WAY I'll shoot my eye out!"
Toby OB: "Young Master Cyclops tells Santa Claus about how horrible Christmas was last year at Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters, what with the roast Beast....."

subtle subtitlesWendell Wittler: "Dave: Frankly, Howard, the one thing more disturbing than you wearing nothing under that robe would be if you were wearing Kirstie Alley's bikini."
Chris W: "I don't know if it's because I'm Jewish or if it's because I got it from a woman in front of the free clinic, but this Santa suit kind of burns."

Read on for this week's contest!

This week, a scene from the latest episode of Numb3rs:
subtle subtitles numb3rs

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Curtis

"She asked me what celebrity she resembled. I said Kathleen Turner -- she was thinking more Diane Lane and here we are."

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FlagPatrick

"Holding hostages is no way to bring in the NEW YEAR, so make sure to watch Carson Daly's New Years Eve, ONLY ON NBC!"

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"I just wanted my husband to feel the blade of a bloody knife against his grainy beard"

December 30 2006 at 2:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bus

Banking on the draw of their CSI shows, CBS changed the way 60 minutes did their interviews.

December 23 2006 at 11:17 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
erroneous_nick

How I Really Met Your Mother.

December 23 2006 at 3:45 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Erica

He told me I looked fat in this outfit.

December 22 2006 at 7:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lee

Knife...Apply directly to the victim
Knife...Apply directly to the victim

December 22 2006 at 6:34 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Alice

"All I wanted was to see all the episodes of Day Break...Is that too much to ask? Is it?"

December 22 2006 at 5:51 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Will

I do not look like Remee f-ing Zellweger say it again and I will cut your throat.

December 22 2006 at 4:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Tucker

"If I killed him, here's how it would have happened..."

December 22 2006 at 4:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
john

"You better cancel 'According to Jim', or else!"

December 22 2006 at 4:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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