Sexual Healing from a Desperate Housewife

It must have been those "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" commercials that made people like Sex in the City's Kim Cattrall think playing a sexually-liberated character on television qualified them to dole out relationship advice to the masses. Between her tomes Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm and Sexual Intelligence, Cattrall is a regular Dr. Ruth. Lucky for us, it looks like she started a trend.

Following is Cattrall's sexpert footsteps is Desperate Housewives' Felicity Huffman. On January 23rd, Huffman and co-author Patricia Wolff will release A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend: What Every Girl Needs to Know. Felicity is one half of Hollywood super couple Filliam H. Muffman, or so she and husband William H. Macy were dubbed by Stephen Colbert. She obviously knew how to snag her man and, well, she plays a sexy lady on TV so what advice does she have to offer the unglamorous among us? Here's a peak:

Listening
How to look like you're listening, even when you're not. If you're busted, just say "You're so pretty, I'm distracted."

Hot Spot
Every woman has a secret hot spot. They may seem odd or secondary, but find the right spot on the right girl in the right moment, and it will pay a huge dividend. Some of our faves include the inside of the forearm, the small of the back, the back of the knee, the feet -- top and bottom -- the ass cheeks are great and, well, use your discretion.

Threesomes
If we want to do this, we'll let you know. There's nothing more tiresome than a guy dropping enormous hints all the time. Okay, there may come a day when we actually want to drag someone into bed with us, but if it's a woman, she won't be the vacant bimbo from the health club with huge fake tits whom you've been fantasizing about. It'll probably be that slender brunette from yoga class, and be careful, because if you're not the cunning linguist you think you are, you're about to get shown up.