How do people live without television?
Like Andy Rooney, I'm not impressed when someone tells me that they don't watch television. They're not smarter or happier or "better off." They just don't own a television, for some reason I'm not really clear on. Do they think they'll get addicted to it? Do they think there's nothing good on TV? Did a television attack them when they were a kid?
William Hamilton (who used to write the cool Shaken & Stirred column for The New York Times), has an essay where he describes buying a television for the first time in 32 years. The last one he had was a black and white portable in 1974. He just bought a 40 inch Sony Bravia flatscreen.
I'm not quite sure how a writer of popular culture can go without owning a television since Nixon was President, but he did it. Here's a prediction: next year he'll write an essay about how he got rid of his television because "there was nothing on" or "it was taking over my life." It's like that Lily Tomlin line, "reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
(As Radar points out, David Rakoff wrote a similar piece in 1999. He doesn't watch his anymore.)

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