Watch the first 24 minutes of The Apprentice

The new season of The Apprentice kicks off on NBC tomorrow at 9:30pm, but if you want a sneak peek at the first episode, you can watch the first twenty-four minutes here, courtesy of Yahoo. This is the sixth season of the reality program, and for a change of pace it takes place in Los Angeles, rather than New York City. I've actually been writing to series co-creator and reality TV god Mark Burnett about creating another version of the show in which individuals match skills and wits in order to become an apprentice to a blacksmith. That's how Paul Revere started out, and he turned out pretty good, didn't he? Have you ever heard "Indian Reservation?" That's a great song. He was a hero of the American Revolution, and a great piano player. That's exactly the kind of person Trump would want you to look up to.

You can also read Jonathan's preview of the first episode.