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That M*A*S*H finale really was a bloated mess

by Joel Keller, posted Jan 9th 2007 11:43AM
Goodbye, Farewell and Amen titleLast week, I caught some of TV Land's M*A*S*H marathon, and I've got to tell you, my all-time favorite show really hasn't aged much, as far as I'm concerned. If an episode I particularly enjoy is being shown, I'll still stop and watch it, knowing full well what the plot and even some of the dialogue will be. I especially like the episodes from the show's later years, which some felt were overly dramatic and preachy; I just feel they're better written and show more character development than the earlier episodes.

Anyway, as part of the marathon, TVL showed the record-setting finale, "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," in its entirety. I've got to be honest with you; I probably haven't seen that movie in one shot since it first aired in 1983.

In syndication, it got split up into five parts, and it hasn't been shown in one piece much in the last 24 years. I forgot how much content there was in the movie; it originally ran on CBS at two and a half hours, and according to its Amazon listing, the movie was 121 minutes long after the commercials were taken out. What I also didn't realize, and didn't really notice until seeing the movie in one shot, that it's at least thirty minutes too long.

I remember the hype that surrounded the finale; it was supposed to be only two hours, but CBS sold so much advertising for it (at a higher rate than that year's Super Bowl, according to the episode's Wikipedia entry) that they expanded it to two-and-a-half hours. And it shows. Talk about the kitchen sink; its as if nothing went on in Korea during the first 250 episodes of the show, so they decided to throw it all in at the end. Here's what the 4077th went through during the last days of the war, in no particular order:

  • Hawkeye has a nervous breakdown after accidentally inducing a woman to smother her child.
  • A POW camp has sprung up in the compound because the Army won't take local prisoners.
  • An injured tank driver rolls into the camp. The tank isn't removed, drawing enemy fire.
  • B.J. is inadvertently sent home, gets as far as Guam, then is shipped back.
  • Father Mulcahy goes deaf after being hurt trying to help the POWs.
  • Charles "captures" five Chinese soldiers that happen to all have instruments. He tries to teach them to play a Mozart quintet, and he almost succeeds. They get killed during a prisoner transfer; Charles loses his taste for music because of it.
  • After the shelling stops -- a not-quite-well Hawkeye drives the tank out of the camp right after he came back from the hospital -- incendiary bombs force the camp to bug out.
  • After a truce is declared, the camp moves back to its original spot, only to find that the fire took out everything (there was a real brush fire where the show was filmed, so that may have had something to do with that plot line).
  • Klinger gets married to Soon-Lee, and decides to stay in Korea to help her find her family.
  • The war ends.
Whew! That's a lot of crap to happen to one group of people in one episode, albeit a long one. It just seemed like all these events were written to fill time. Worse yet, the tone of the episode was so much different than the rest of the series, even in those later years. It just felt completely separate from the series as a whole, as if the previous episodes never happened.

They did a lot of things right on the episode; the goodbyes were emotional but not schmaltzy, and you could definitely feel the love the cast had for each other in those goodbyes. And, of course, the last scene, where Hawkeye sees the "Goodbye" BJ made out of rocks on the helipad, made every M*A*S*H fan out there smile. But did Hawkeye really need to go crazy and go into deep analysis with Sidney Freedman for half the movie? Did B.J. really need to go home? Did they really need to deal with being shot at and burned down? Even if you make the "it's all part of war" excuse, well... they had 250 episodes to do these stories. Why lump them all in at the end?

Anyway, it really pains me to say all this, but I've always thought this finale has been over-praised for the last quarter-century, and my viewing of it only confirmed that for me. Granted, it's many degrees better than most finales of long-running shows (like Seinfeld), but it could have been even better if they didn't buckle to network pressure and stuck to writing a shorter, tighter movie.

Any thoughts? Let me know in the comments.

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Aaron

I have to say, this episode is a great one. Father Mulcahy goes deaf, although this does not make sense in the finale, in the spin off series, "After MASH", Potter is able to fix the Father's hearing. I personally feel that the show got even better after Henry and Trapper left. Harry Morgan brought a fatherly figure to the show in the form of Colonel Potter and BJ brought a character that is not sex-crazed, who remains true to his wife. After Larry Linville's Frank left David Ogden Stiers replaced him as Charles Winchester, this added to the show further, in later episodes Charles shows us that he is real and he does end up getting along with the other characters.
Whatever anyone says this show lasted 11 years and few shows make it that far, few make it past 1 year. MASH will remain an incredible part of television history for many years to come.

January 16 2007 at 4:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ann

but that kiss was so stiff!! Slip her some tongue, at least, for god's sake.

I loved this show as a kid. Never missed it and even had my best friend over to watch the finale with my family.

This time, I stumbled upon it on late night and felt all nostalgic. Turns out, I had forgotten that the Hawkeye crack up scenario was a part of it - thought it was a separate episode. Forgot the deafness, forgot the bug-out. Mostly what I remembered was BJ and Hawkeye's good-bye and Potter riding off on Sophie.

I find myself in your camp - too much stuff crammed in here but to me, it remains a classic that brings up fond memories of the whole series. I just don't want to watch it again anytime soon.

January 10 2007 at 10:03 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mark Rabinowitz

#4, how could you mind that kiss? The relationship between these two developed steadily as the show moved away from the slapstick style and one-dimentional characters of the early years and as the characters got more complex and the writing improved, it was clear these two cared for each other, very much.

January 09 2007 at 3:32 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
SeanTubbs

He told a woman to kill a kid, and she did, so they could all live! Wouldn't that drive you nuts? Watching it freaked me out as a nine-year-old.

January 09 2007 at 3:08 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent

I think people have overanalyzed this finale. Hawkeye's "going nuts" was a part of the war that people don't like to believe is reality, and to have that start off the finale was a metaphor for the rest of the movie, in which several characters had a "distasteful" reality that settled in as the war was coming to an end. The end of war is usually perceived as a happy time because the troops will be coming home, however, as they wrap up their time in the foreign land, they start to hit realities that leave some kind of bitterness in them. In some psychoanalytic way, this finale was rather powerful. I will admit there were a few things that could have been left out, but overall it was great and will be great. BTW, the camp bugged out because of the brush fire. I remember that scene because Klinger asked Potter if it was such a beautiful sunset, then Potter said that's East, not West, and it occurred to him they had a brushfire coming.

January 09 2007 at 2:51 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
policywank

I was only 11 when the MASH finale aired, but I had grown up watching the show in primetime and in syndication. It was my parents' favorite show. Even as a kid, Hawkeye going nuts made no sense to me and was annoying. As an adult, it enrages me. It negates a huge part of the premise of the show. The zany antics part of the MASH formula was all about how these doctors kept from going nuts. Besides, Edward Hermann did a far better job of "witty, brilliant doctor losing it and cracking up" in an episode of MASH years earlier.

January 09 2007 at 1:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lee

I do respect your opinion of the finale. I find it rewarding & one the best finales in TV history, but I would admit it was too heavy handed at times.
I would also like to point out that maybe you would have enjoyed rewatching the finale a little more had TV Land not bloated it out even more. What originally ran for 2 1/2 hours was stretched out to 3 1/2 hours thanks to a network's over reliance on commercial advertising. This is precisely why I don't watch much commercial tv anymore. Soon they will be editing already edited shows for syndication. We'll be lucky to get 15 minutes of the original episode if someone doesn't put a stop to this.
Sorry about the rant, but it seemed like an appropriate forum.

January 09 2007 at 1:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Melanie

Also: who can love the completely awkward, long, unnecessary goodbye kiss between Margaret and Hawkeye?

January 09 2007 at 12:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
anna

I remember the hype surrounding that last ep and also how I cried through most of the ep. I remember it with fond nostalgia and have never seen it again since that first airing. However, I have a feeling I would agree with you on most points if I ever watched it again. For now I will just remember how it was the first time.

January 09 2007 at 12:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Alicia

I grew up on re-runs of the show. If it is on, I usually (90% of the time) watch it. It still is one of my favorite TV Shows and now that I am older (in my 30's) I catch things that I was too young to understand when I watched it the first time around. So in that instance it's like a re-discovery of sorts.

The only thing that I think they did that was over the top and not needed in the finale was the whole Father Mulcahy goes deaf after being hurt trying to help the POWs. I think that was exessive. Ok... and maybe bugging out. That was too.

BJ needed to leave and then come back. It showed the hetro-man-love between him and Hawkeye.

It was nice to see Hawkeye "lose" it after all. I found it comforting.

Didn't a lot of camps like the 4077th become psedo-POW camps? I think they did.

Anyway... having seen it for the second time on TV Land, I still enjoied it. And yes, I did smile (and even shed a tear) there at the end.

January 09 2007 at 12:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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