Boston Legal: Angel of Death
(S03E11) My penis is already packed -- Denny Crane
Ah, there you are! We haven't seen each other in over a month and I thought you wouldn't come back. But here we are, together again, for a new episode of Boston Legal which was a pretty big spotlight for James Spader as Alan Shore, guest star Nia Long, and new cast member Gary Anthony Williams as Clarence/Clarice. That, and the never-ending sexual escapades at the Boston offices of Crane, Poole and Schmidt reached a new plateau.
Let's begin in a little town known as New Orleans.
It was in the Big Easy where we found Alan, Denny Crane, and CP&S, New York attorney Vanessa Walker defending a client in a case "ripped from the headlines". It involved a doctor who euthanized five hospital patients in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina when she realized that no one was going to come to their rescue. I'll be honest in saying that the Alan Shore who second chaired (really, he first chaired) the defense was not the usual confident, cheerful, yet relentless, attorney we usually see in the Massachusetts' courtrooms.
This Alan Shore was out of his element, and it definitely showed. He was nervous and unsure. His planning sessions with Vanessa showed him as a bit testy (it could've been the loud music, but his face showed otherwise). The jury didn't seem to be behind his client, the judge certainly wasn't behind his client, and witness testimony kept tearing pieces away at his client's defense. So, as usual, it came down to his closing argument. Even that he wasn't sure of.
In steps Denny, who seemed to show the strain of too much booze and too many hookers. While this episode showed Denny at his most childish he also had two prolific moments with Alan. In both he told his friend not to proceed in this trial like he was in Boston. As Denny said and showed a few times 'up is down'. With that, Alan was able to provide another stunning, emotional closing argument that featured elephants raping rhinos (I'm sure it has happened in real life. Just find it on the Internet on your own). In all seriousness it was not in the tone of Shore's normal closings. If you watched him while performing the closing you saw the pain on his face; the pain of those that suffered in the heat and filth of post-Katrina New Orleans.
SPOILER -- Of course, Alan and Vanessa win the jury over and the doctor is declared not guilty -- END SPOILER. How can it not be? The day that Alan loses a case is the day that the world will probably end. All in all, I enjoyed the whole 'Alan and Denny in New Orleans' subplot of Boston Legal. While I enjoy seeing the brash and horny Alan when he is in his home territory, I also like seeing his less-than-confident side when he feels like a fish out of water. Nia Long's first appearance as Vanessa wasn't anything too outstanding, but she'll probably come around in the next few episodes that she's in.
Moving on . . . Constance Zimmer has finally found a television show where seems comfortable. When I watched her on last year's mid-season replacement In Justice I just never felt that she fit into the whole ensemble. On Boston Legal she's in the right niche, especially with her connection to Clarence/Clarice Bell. While I would have liked Meridith Eaton to join the cast as Bethany Horowitz (and I hope she returns) I'm glad that Gary Anthony Williams has been added. I like his character, particularly in the way he can switch from shy law clerk to sassy big-boned woman. Add to that the fact that he has a law degree and passed the bar and we are looking at some potentially bigger stories for Clarence.
Finally tonight, let's take a look at the sex den known as Crane, Poole and Schmidt. Look, Julie Bowen is very attractive, but is there not another good-looking woman attorney in the Boston office that Brad and Craig (and Alan) can hit on? At first, I thought this whole sub-plot was going to go down the crapper. But then Shirley Schmidt instituted a bit of scheming, which led to Brad asking Bowen's character Denise to start dating. When she said no, Brad decided to go back to the way their relationship was last season: friends 'with benefits'. Denise agreed, then went to find Craig and propose the friends 'with benefits' package to him. Not being a stupid man he agreed. Whee, much scheming! But they should all beware because it looks like they'll be found out in the next episode.
That's all for this time around. Talk to you again in seven days or so.