How often does this kind of opportunity come along? Beginning Wednesday, January 17th, Bravo viewers will be able to bitch and moan directly to the network's Senior Vice President of Production and Programming Andy Cohen via "Watch What Happens," a live-streaming online program. Each week Andy and a handful of Bravo's reality stars will dish with fans on "what the hell happened." "Jeffrey, neck tattoo? Talk to me." "Mike, did you really think the whole John Belushi persona would take you far in the world of haute cuisine?"

Andy already gets an earful from the Project Runway and Top Chef faithful via his blog. He's even employed the power of the internet to generate a potential "exit line" for Bravo's latest reality outing - Shear Genius with Jaclyn Smith. The competition is looking for the country's top hairdresser so, yes, "you don't make the cut" and "make like an end and split" have already been thrown out. Nobody's going to beat Ego Trip's White Rapper Show exit ceremony anyway. MC Serch tells the losing contestant to "step off," and then employs the old gang ritual of throwing the kids' sneakers over an electrical wire. Adding insult to injury, a guy in a giant cockroach suit chases the loser with "step off" spray. Top that, Bravo.