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Desperate Housewives: Not While I'm Around

by Jen Creer, posted Jan 15th 2007 7:02AM
tom and lynette(S03E12) I have complained in previous posts about Susan's storylines. However, this episode focused on the character's parenting. I thought it was refreshing and funny: She is not willing to violate her daughter's privacy by actually reading Julie's journal, but it's okay if Gaby does it. I think that is a fast and funny approach to dealing with the dilemma most parents have. What is more important? Preserving privacy and trust or finding out what our children are up to?

The most compelling moment was the scene between Susan and Julie on the porch. Susan tells Julie that the thing that hurt her the most is that Julie went to Edie behind her back. That is probably what would upset me the most too. Of course, Julie had a point when she told Susan her reasons for turning to Edie. Susan did indeed freak during their conversation about birth control. But I think Susan pretty much nailed it on the head when she said, "Every mother hopes their child won't have sex until they're dead." I am in that camp, myself. But I think also that I'd rather help my kids get birth control than have them ask another adult, and especially rather than have them get a girl pregnant. I'm soooooo glad we finally got the whole Austin-is-cheating-on-Julie storyline over with quickly.

I really like the Gaby/Carlos story arc right now. I like that they have the kind of trust that will let her go and ask him for help, and for him to give it, even while they are bantering the whole time. The fact that her admirer is Zach Young is just hilarious. The actor handled the part completely deadpan too-- he could have poked fun at himself or the character, but instead, he was completely and earnestly in love with Gaby. It was great when Gaby told him, "Don't steal a ferrari if you don't know how to drive!" But of course, the most significant part of the encounter was Gaby's decision to stand on her own two feet. It would be a good thing if Gaby could take baby steps toward becoming more independent at the same time that she is tiptoeing her way back to Carlos.

So, okay, why was it okay in that scene for Gaby to want to assert her independence, but in the next scene, Lynette couldn't let Tom maintain his dignity? Bear with me here: Is it too strong to say that she emasculates him at every turn? She undermines him, criticizes him, and then she rescues him. I think there is a strong undercurrent of love in their relationship, but I don't think that comparing some inspirations for some ad campaigns is the same thing as completely saving his liquor license. And what is it lately on prime time with women having to show their bosoms in order for men to do what they want? First CSI, now Desperate Housewives. Do these writers all have lunch together on the same lots?

Bree had the best line of the show, hands down. "It's like I am hosting some kind of Mormon slumber party!" On the Bree front, whoa: Finding Monique's teeth? That's pretty damning. Is it a coincidence that Orson is a dentist? So, is this what Alma knows about Orson? Or did Mike take out all of Monique's teeth? And how does Orson's mother know that Orson ran over Mike? Ahhh, so many un-answered questions. Did you hear that they are going to start filming DH in Marcia Cross's bedroom, because she has been put on bed rest? They have two more episodes to shoot, so they are going to film them on location, so to speak. So, who do you think Bree's going to go after with her shiny, black pistol? Alma? Or Orson?

Thank you for those of you who kindly provided me with information. Thank you, I have it now. I began reviewing DH this season. I have not yet had an opportunity to watch the first two seasons, but I am making that a priority this week.

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DustBunny91

this show is addicting, but just so weird

March 25 2007 at 7:40 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Nicki

Um, no, diction does not refer to spoken language. Diction is simply word choice. And your comment? That's what we call ironic.

January 15 2007 at 10:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
rikker

Agreed. Nice rewrite. The first version was pretty rough. :)

And don't pay attention to commenters like Jim. He apparently doesn't know that diction refers to spoken language, so unless you're reciting the post to him, he's just trying to sound smarter than he is. :P

January 15 2007 at 7:21 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kesey

Agreed. Nice job on the re-write of this review. If at first you don't succeed try, try again.

January 15 2007 at 6:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
TomB

Nice re-write. I hope TVS is springing for DVDs of the first two seasons for you.

January 15 2007 at 5:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent McKee

"Does anyone remember the specific quote from Lynette when Tom said something about her not seeing the restaurant until the opening and she said something to the effect that he wouldn't be enjoying "her opening" until then either?"

After Tom banned Lynette from the opening, the exchange went like this:

Tom (sounding somewhat anxious): "Aren't we going to have sex?"

Lynette: "You banned me from _your_ opening."

And yes it was a great line.

January 15 2007 at 4:26 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jim

Who is "Jen Creer"? Is she in 5th grade? Not only are her diction and grammar appalling, the fact that she asks "who is the guy who is pretending to be Mike's friend in prison" makes me wonder not only if she's ever written anything before but if she's even watched the show in the past, either.

January 15 2007 at 1:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Albert

Monique's body was found with all of her teeth removed.

January 15 2007 at 1:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lee

How do we know those are Monique's teeth? I must have missed something. Was there something about her not having her teeth when they found her body? Or is this just an assumption by Jen Creer?

January 15 2007 at 12:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Porchland

No. 6: Orson divorced Alma in absentia after the abandoned him.

What was with the horrible hair last night? Alma looks like she just rolled out of bed, Zach looks like Fabio or one of Anne Rice's vampires (and ridiculous), and Gabby and Edie both had ENORMOUS hair-extension pony tails.

Nicolette Sheridan already looks like a horse; did she need a tail too?

Does anyone remember the specific quote from Lynette when Tom said something about her not seeing the restaurant until the opening and she said something to the effect that he wouldn't be enjoying "her opening" until then either? It was really funny.

January 15 2007 at 10:56 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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