TV's Top 5!: Red was not the worst on American Idol

by Elizabeth Chan, posted Jan 18th 2007 11:51AM

American Idol AuditionerTwo hours should be the statutory weekly maximum for Idol programming.
I feel after making us wait the entire two hours for the worst contestant last night, I was completely let down. If you promise the worst, then bring us the worst!

When we were first introduced to Red, he looked like a regular on The Deadliest Catch who walked onto the wrong set. With that crazy look in his eye, I was ready for some real Jerry Springer action when his delusions set in. Alas but no. Idol producers need better nicknames for any and all things associated with red heads than "Red". He ended up being this snaggletooth version of Mr. Brawny, who promised Freddie Mercury but instead sung in a high pitched monotone frequency similar to the one adults can't hear when they get older. Someone needs to find a better name.

So my long awaited creepy contestant factor was killed. Well at least I have Robo-Bindi to rely on.

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Pam

Everyone does seem to enjoy seeing the untalentd try out for American Idol, what I dont like seeing is the way the judges humiliate them. Laughing while they are auditioning and then when they leave the room you can still hear them laughing hysterically and also insulting the contestants by making comments about how they look. Is that how American Idol wants to get high ratings, by humiliating the people that try out? What they are going to do is lose viewers in my opinion. I dont think I will watch anymore of the auditions. Will wait until they have selected all who will go to Hollywood. I love this show have looked forward to the new season but after the first two days of auditions I feel very disappointed.

January 18 2007 at 8:55 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Emily

Did it seem as obvious to you as it did to me that the people that failed their audition would also fail to be hired as a fast food fry cook?

January 18 2007 at 4:05 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Phillip

it amazes me that thousands turn up ... and this is what they can come up with? A few who make the cut and... I guess peope who can sing but are merely not good enough aren't sufficiently entertaining

January 18 2007 at 3:09 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
rvkey

Yeah. I didn't know until last night that each contestant goes through an interview/audition with the producers first and then either does or doesn't get sent to Randy, Paula and Simon. That does seem a little cruel. They know ahead of time that these people have no talent but they send them up there to be humiliated on purpose. I guess that's the name of the business. It's sad...but I'm still gonna watch. Sorry.

January 18 2007 at 3:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Whoosh

for some reason, watching the judges insult and humiliate people who clearly should have been stopped from auditioning makes me feel cheap and dirty.

normally i love feeling cheap and dirty.

but this is just feels wrong.

January 18 2007 at 2:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mike from Fargo

I truly believe that these so called "singers" are just Ringers to get us to watch the show. These people can't really think they have a shot of being the next Idol, maybe the next Idiot! The show gets top ratings and its because of these first few shows with all the idiots, top ratings means big bucks, come on people, they're just plants, actors.

January 18 2007 at 1:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
marry him you fool

Had he touched Simon's hair........
--You would have seen a bald Simon and the end of American Idol as we know it.

Yes America, Simon is bald.

January 18 2007 at 12:34 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
David

I thought the worst was the guy that refused to go and then went to do Simon's hair. The guards were like.... "STAY AWAY FROM HIS HAIR!!!!"

January 18 2007 at 12:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Preston

Why did he even sign up to this audition? I think that he wanted to be on TV for attention, not go for a long term career in music. He tried too hard to sound like Freddie Mercury's familiar falsetto in the band Queeen. I laughed at it, but it left a sour taste in my mouth. There are two kinds of people that want to be on American Idol, those that are serious about it and those that aren't and want to have their 15 minutes of fame on TV. This is a BUSINESS--no time for fun and games when you're around those AI people!

January 18 2007 at 12:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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