Could a fat girl win American Idol?

by Jay Black, posted Jan 19th 2007 12:33PM
fat martin lawrenceI realize that the title of this post is courting a little controversy, but I think it's a question worth asking. Before we begin though, let me say this: I am not a "fattist". I've been very quickly saying goodbye to my own slim self one pizza slice at a time. Also, I'm a big fan of Santa Claus and William Howard Taft. Plus, I think that the FDA should require syrup on everything -- including syrup.

Okay, now that I've headed off all angry comments with that disclaimer, let's get to the meat of the matter: would it be possible for an overweight woman to win American Idol?

When I say "overweight", please don't misunderstand me. I'm not talking about Hollywood's idea of overweight (which is "what a normal woman should weigh"), I'm talking about the I-eat-cheese-fries-for-breakfast overweight that always tend to show up during the audition round.

The question of whether a fat girl could win occurred to me when the decidedly plus sized Jennifer Hudson won her Golden Globe award earlier this week. I saw her in Dreamgirls and she was most definitely the stand out. How does a girl who can make Beyoncé seem like an afterthought not make it past the middle rounds of an American Idol competition? Could there be a subtle female-fattism at work?

I'm not sure what the voting demographics are for AI (my guess would be teenage girls, housewives, and me), but whoever the voters are, their choices seem to fall in line with some greater societal stereotypes: men get a pass on their looks, women don't.

Look at some of the notable late-round males:

Justin Guarini: Okay, maybe he was blandly attractive to teenage girls, but there was a palpable sideshow-Bob psychopath look to him.

Reuben Studdard: If you add up the number of albums he's sold, then multiply by five, you get his cholesterol level. (Thanks, I'll be here all night! Try the veal...)

Clay Aiken: He went from total dork during the audition rounds to total dork with gel in his hair by the season finale! (Now he's got the patented by Microsoft "total dork with a lot of money" look going on.)

Taylor Hicks: Chubbs Clooney.

None of these guys, were they to talk into a bar, would get the half-cough/half-grunt noise that my wife saves for guys that she thinks are super hot (writers note: I have never received this noise from her either. Do you hear that sound? That's the sound of a woman settling). I would guess that most of the women in America would respond to them would the same shrugging "I guess he's cute." I mean, they're not bad looking, but none of them are Ace, are they ladies? And yet, they all either won the competition or made it to the final two.

I don't think that women have had that same pass. If you look at the three female winners, you have one good looking girl, one great looking girl, and one girl that I'd gnaw my own thumb off for. (I'm a gentleman, so I'll leave who is who in that list to your imagination).

Fat girls just don't seem to make it very far, do they?

Each year during the audition rounds, Simon will say something mean regarding the chances of a very talented, but overweight girl. There will be some minor outrage ("We're the only group it's okay to discriminate against" a fat spokesperson will wheeze out while trying to get up a flight of stairs) and then America will promptly vote the overweight girl off. So, it begs the question, is Simon right? Is this country so looks-oriented that no amount of talent could overcome a plus-sized figure?

Let me know in the comments.

(A quick PS - my wife read this article before it was published and told me that I should make it absolutely clear that I'm not mocking fat people. After all, with all the empathy weight I've been putting on during her pregnancy, "You'd be mocking yourself!" she told me while laughing in a way that made me die a little inside. Even though I made some jokes -- that's what I do -- it should be clear that I'm not trying to make plus-sized people feel bad. Okay, off you go...)

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Lauren

A singer's appearance has nothing to do with why I would buy his or her album. I own a few Carpenters CDs with anorexic Karen, and quite a few more featuring the likes of Luther Vandross, Aretha Franklin, and Mama Cass.

January 22 2007 at 4:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Traci

Hear, hear, Jill K & Preston! I couldn't have said it any better! Pete, I agree with you; it should be one vote per household to truly make it an even playing field. Sad to say, though, the almighty dollar from advertisers is what's going to promote the folks...

January 20 2007 at 10:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jill K.

As an owner of a recording studio in Nashville, I am pretty connect to the "scene." And yes, that includes, LA, NYC, Chicago, New Orleans (what hasn't moved here), ATL, Austin.......and so on.

Overweight white/asian women are quite possibly the most discriminated against in the business. Next: Overweight Latino women, then overweight black women.

Here is why: While it isn't fair, right, or even a reflection of the talent-pool we have in the world (usually not even a fraction of a reflection in some cases), the music business is just that: a business. They want money, not art. The people running the record companies do not usually have music majors from awesome colleges/universities behind them. They also don't necessarily have degrees in music business or anything in any creative area. Some don't have degrees at all! But there they are in leather executive chairs, and they are usually ALL white business men. They don't see anything but the bottom line.

Gone are the days when an Aretha could slip through the cracks. Additionally, gone are the days when a Janis Joplin could slip through the cracks. Image, right or wrong, is the central theme, and then music/talent follows.

When Milli Vanilli was SUCH the scandal that the poor not-so-cute guys lost their record deal and the pretty boys lost a killer lip-synching job, it was a reflection on how society was headed. They new on some level (even if they were all black men!) that image was THAT important.

The problem we find is that not all hot people can deliver in a live concert. Studios (and I know) can make anyone - ANYONE - sound decent. So they pick the hottest ones.

In a day and age when James Gandolfini, Danny Divito, Steve Bushemi and Carrot Top can thrive with careers that may be in front or behind the cameras (the list can go on and on for the men - tons of fat or ugly or balding men of all races to choose from in the public eye), there are no real female couterparts. And these guys ala Louie CK or that guy on King of Queens can have cute, petite, hottish "wives" that are paired with them!

I can only count on like one hand the overweight women that are regularly seen on television - then there's film - even less (does this wide screen make me look fat?).

There is a problem in this country with all visual media (and now the "audio" music business). First with obesity being the borderline norm, and secondly for art not reflecting true life. Art is meant to show a window into people's worlds, but when these worlds are filled with only pretty people it is a fantasy world. Hollywood lifts up pretty people and through very drastic measures at times, make them more pretty. The music business is following in step.

Let me reiterate, this is not right. Not in a million years. But until the public stops buying records from the likes of Ashlee Simpson-esque fake-beauties who should be on a runway, not in a studio (or on stage with a mic), the business will continue to churn out these barbie-singers.

Rest assured, they won't be around long. Certainly not a career's worth. After all, in three years there will be some hotter female that comes along who dreams of being a "singer" but never studied music in her life. And she will take the place of the last imposter. After all the last one is already too old at age 25.

But don't get me started on ageism and females......

So, to all you overweight females who are amazing at your craft: you were born at the wrong time in history, unfortunately. But keep studying, keep trying, because you always need to be at the top of your game in case Ashlee faints and they need a quick singer as a replacement. Careers can be born that way!

And if all else fails, you too could be the owner of a recording studio in Nashville if you play your cards right and get that education behind you. That way, you can churn out your own stuff, package it, market it, distribute it - just like me!

Leave the pompous, judemental, non-artist white men in the leather chairs out of the loop entirely. In this day and age, their jobs are at stake anyway with the advent of Utube, Myspace, and personal websites that can sell, promote and even distribute for you.

Trust me, if I can do it as a 32-year-old overweight white female - anyone can!



January 20 2007 at 3:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
LarryE

It really is disturbing how much more important body image has become, particularly in entertainment, and not just for women.

Cass Elliot wouldn't have made it past the auditions.

Joe Cocker would likely not even have been allowed that far.

January 20 2007 at 2:39 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Preston

The music industry for years has been so obsessed with these perfectly fit singers. They tended to be insulting to some overweight singers. Until American Idol came along. I think that Idol has given some imperfect people the chance to be successful. I never said anything insulting about people like Ruben Studdard, Jennifer Hudson, Kimberly Locke, Mandisa, Taylor Hicks or others--I accepted them for their TALENT! And all of them range from good to great! Simon Cowell seems so uncomfortable about some singers who are overweight or a few pounds heavier that come into the auditions. And he was doing it again in this week's shows, still the same insulting remarks. I think that's he so afraid that he'll be embarrassed if that person makes it in the semifinals. He's so trapped with this "perfect" image of what he wants his American Idol to be. Because he's one of the main producers, he expects this perfect presentation and image. I think that a plus-size girl can win American Idol if she finds the right songs to sing, has strong vocal talent, wins over the judges and the viewers and pushes herself to the limit to win it. Jennifer Hudson (who didn't win) landed on Dreamgirls, won a Golden Globe and now everyone's talking about her! What does Simon have to say NOW?! He needs to get a serious reality check and stop thinking that everybody is so alike!

January 20 2007 at 12:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
CrazyJew

I think that article alone explains a lot about America and their prejudice against fat women.

"The question of whether a fat girl could win occurred to me when the decidedly plus sized Jennifer Hudson won her Golden Globe award earlier this week."

Jennifer Hudson fat?? Give a break... I'd take her and America Ferrera together over Renée Zellweger in any day of the week.

I'm just glad I don't live in this country where people are fat and admire others that are as skinny as my long dead gramma.

January 20 2007 at 12:01 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lisa

A very heavy girl won Australian Idol in 2004: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Donovan_(singer)

And she was up against a super cute guy with an amazing voice. The mean Simon-esque judge there told her early on she would never make it because she wasn't hot enough, but people rallied around the underdog I guess.

January 19 2007 at 8:06 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
TIna

Looks shouldn't count when it's a talent show for singing. It doesn't say BEAUTY CONTEST... but, and I mean a BIG BUTT ... it's bad enough walking into an audition being overweight but wearing horrible ill fitting clothes and calling MORE attention to HUGE pink arms is a disaster! Singing songs such as "HOT LIKE ME" when the person clearly is NOT hot is just a joke no matter how well they could sing it. It's about looks probably more so than talent because as long as someone has an ounce of voice they can mold the person into a star if they have "The look". Even children like to look at pretty people compared to average or below average. I myself enjoy looking at the below average people. I enjoy it when someone has white frizz for hair and too much garish make up or missing teeth.. lol Sounds horrible but it's true... The world needs all kinds of people! Everyone can't be beautiful or the world would be boring.

January 19 2007 at 7:50 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
1iPete

I don't think it is really a measure of who America wants since Idol is basically controlled by the rabid subset of fans that vote 100+ times a week. It takes an enormous amount of casual voting viewers to counteract the small, psycho-determined fanatics.

If Fox was truly interested in who America wanted, it would be 1 vote per household/phone line but of course, multiple voting means gaudy totals to trumpet which means more advertising revenue and the perception that America has truly spoken. I believe there was some research done a season or 2 ago that showed only 10% of the viewers even bothered to vote.

Obviously, the show is a viewing sensation and cultural phenomenon, but, sadly like our elections, not many people actually bother to vote and influence the decision.

That aside, I do think that a heavier female could win if she was very good, telegenic, from the South and her competitors were not strong.


January 19 2007 at 4:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Eklen

The correct term is 'weightist'


I dont know if thats how you spell it, but thats the word...

January 19 2007 at 4:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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