My dream Nielsen ratings list
Every week it's the same damn thing: the top 20 network shows always include a few CSIs, a couple of Law and Orders, and a bunch of reality shows and game shows. Why doesn't the Nielsen list reflect what I watch every week? Why do people complain about the Nielsens when the numbers say that, well, somebody is watching those shows every single week.
Sure, it's great to see a show like Heroes or Lost or Old Christine or even ER crack the top 20 on some weeks, but most weeks the list is a mystery to me. In my mind, this is my dream Top 10 for any given week. (I could try to name 20 but I think after 10 I probably couldn't think of any shows and that would depress me.)
1. Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
2. The Office
3. Heroes
4. 60 Minutes
5. Ugly Betty
6. Jericho
7. Scrubs
8. Old Christine
9. Specials*
10. Lost
You'll notice my Nielsens don't include a single CSI, any of the Law and Order shows, American Idol, or any game show with overdramatic lighting and annoying pauses. Hey, it's my dream list.
* Whatever specials that happen to air during the week: holiday specials, special news reports, award shows, etc. Hey, you gotta leave a space for that stuff.

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