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TV's Top 5!: Isaiah's in rehab but what's with Harry Potter?

by Elizabeth Chan, posted Jan 29th 2007 11:46AM

Chandra WilsonYou are not a true tabloid celebrity unless all of your roads lead towards a one way ticket to rehab. Celebrities wear their Chanel sunglasses and hats low, like a badge of courage, as they are driven in their chauffeured SUV's through the Mojave Desert on their way to places with names more appropriate for a nursery school than to a place for those down the downward spiral of celebrity excess.

Common pre-requisites for rehab include an undying love for cocaine, a struggle with food or a co-dependency on the bottle.

But say you don't have a problem with any of the above and find yourself being publicly scrutinized by society who seek a social remedy for your reprehensible behavior on national television?

We make foul discriminatory language a new reason for rehab and make Isaiah Washington our example.

Unfortunately for Washington, one of the side effects of going to rehab for foul language is being the butt of many jokes, from Wanda Sykes on Ellen to even your own co-worker at The SAG Awards.

It's only a matter of time before we find Harry Potter in rehab. Let me be the first to make this prediction after his...

cameo appearance on the last episode of Extras on HBO. I was a bit weirded out by Daniel Radcliffe talking about condoms* and flinging them through the air. It was a hysterical moment none the less and a great video clip to start the work week.

*This video as well as all TV's Top 5! videos, will only be available for the next 24 hours.

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April 03 2007 at 7:37 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
TomB

"We make foul discriminatory language a new reason for rehab and make Isaiah Washington our example."

No, the reason for rehab was not his foul language. He went to rehab to save his job - not to be suddenly tolerant of gay people.

Even if IW completes his rehab and keeps his job, it's just a matter of time before he screws up again. Anyone dumb enough to use that word at a taped press conference will definitely show his ass again.

January 29 2007 at 5:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Melissa

Prude. Get over it.

January 29 2007 at 2:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Erica

Oh my god, I almost died laughing when "Harry Potter" accidently threw the condom and it landed on the lady. (which I think was the woman from the original Avengers, but not too sure) Then when she sat there and gave him a grammer lesson as well as a hard time with the correct terms to use when refering to a condom. It was the best. Right up there when Kate winslet guest stared on Extras and kept talking about sex while wearing a nun's habit.

January 29 2007 at 1:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kate

Chandra Wilson is his co-star not his boss. That would be Shonda Rhimes.

January 29 2007 at 12:12 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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