TV's Top 5!: Isaiah's in rehab but what's with Harry Potter?
You are not a true tabloid celebrity unless all of your roads lead towards a one way ticket to rehab. Celebrities wear their Chanel sunglasses and hats low, like a badge of courage, as they are driven in their chauffeured SUV's through the Mojave Desert on their way to places with names more appropriate for a nursery school than to a place for those down the downward spiral of celebrity excess.
Common pre-requisites for rehab include an undying love for cocaine, a struggle with food or a co-dependency on the bottle.
But say you don't have a problem with any of the above and find yourself being publicly scrutinized by society who seek a social remedy for your reprehensible behavior on national television?
It's only a matter of time before we find Harry Potter in rehab. Let me be the first to make this prediction after his...
cameo appearance on the last episode of Extras on HBO. I was a bit weirded out by Daniel Radcliffe talking about condoms* and flinging them through the air. It was a hysterical moment none the less and a great video clip to start the work week.
*This video as well as all TV's Top 5! videos, will only be available for the next 24 hours.