TV's Top 5!: The coolest little Heroes

Darn those Heroes and their wacky superpowers. As we all know, money is the real power on this terrestrial ground, but let's leave the Bill Gates discussion for later. Even if you can walk through walls to try and convince your girl to leave the psych ward to help you be a better parent, that still won't help you put some ramen on the table.

Unless your superhuman powers are passed onto your son as seen on last night's episode of Heroes. Micah's frustration with D.L's inability to pack him a decent lunch box had forced him to exert his super powers, which turns out to be ATM hypnotism. Sheesh, I would have stopped feeding my kids sooner if it would make them do this. I wonder if we can borrow Micah for a day or so to zap away some school loans.

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Ok... so you disagree with me and think that it's not right to starve your kids to force them to manipulate ATMs. I reluctantly agree. Instead I will force a combination potty and piano training on my young son so he can be deemed a prodigy on Ellen just like 8-year-old Marc Yu who played a piano piece "ekspeshally" for him.

You think I'm being harsh? Just remember that there are a set of parents behind this man. I've never heard a parent complain "It's ridiculous, my kid is so rich he's like Bill Gates".

We can fantasize about superpowers on Heroes every Monday night, but that won't change who has all the power in this world. At least Jon Stewart recognized this and tried to get Gates' password. Score one for us mortals.