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Pizza Hut: "Jessica Simpson"

by Bob Sassone, posted Feb 4th 2007 6:28PM

That's Jessica Simpson? Yeah, she's still hot and all that, but do I imagine something or does something look off about her face? She doesn't look quite...real. Too much make-up, maybe? I don't know, maybe high-def isn't great for celebs.

So Cheesy Bites are back. I didn't even know they had gone away. But it looks like everyone is crazy for them, so there must be something to them, right? Jessica walks the red carpet and seems really happy that the Cheesy Bites are back at Pizza Hut.

Oh, by the way, welcome to hour Super Bowl ad coverage. Since everything in this game is sponsored, from the pre-game to the player intros to the kick-off, I'd like to announce that the typing I'm doing is brought to you by the Sam Adams Beer I'm drinking right now.

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Seriously, that was the real Jessica Simpson? I honestly thought they went with a look-alike for humor. Her face was screwed up. And I didn't watch it in high def.

February 05 2007 at 10:13 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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