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Should there be a Jack Bauer merit badge?

by Meredith O'Brien, posted Feb 5th 2007 12:29PM

Jack Bauer on 24A Huffington Post blogger has a suggestion for the Boy Scouts of America. Forget about starting fires with sticks for the sole purpose of roasting marshmallows. Blogger Marshall Fine has some more practical advice: Offer a Jack Bauer merit badge.

He urges the National Guard and the Boy Scouts to create a reality TV show which would put Scouts through several tests and inevitably yield boys who have the Bauer-like skills needed to fight terrorists.

Included among the skills they'd be expected to master to earn the badge: Creating fireballs, knocking people unconscious with a paddle whittled with a pocketknife and "learning the correct moment at which to threaten the interview subject's eye with a kitchen knife and his family with painful death."

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treegoat

I should get one already for my over-achieving camel bladder.

February 05 2007 at 8:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
tcc3

Also table flipping and screaming "Who are you working for!!?!?!?!?"

February 05 2007 at 6:31 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Zachary

The Boy Scouts also have to master shouting "Dammit!", "We don't have enough time!" and "Where is it?!" :)

February 05 2007 at 5:50 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
tcc3

Dont forget the towel. Gotta know about the towel.

February 05 2007 at 5:28 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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