When will the Oscars learn?
No matter what I do to make my Oscar viewing experience bearable (parties, alcohol, hookers) I always end up wanting to put a gun in my mouth by hour two.
First, let me say that Ellen DeGeneres was very funny and did a great job hosting. Also the song by Will Ferrell, Jack Black and John C Reilly was the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Now let me ask you this...how stupid were those dancers?
I guess the producers couldn't afford Cirque du Soleil, and Mummenshanz was booked. Was it really worth the time and money spent to see a group of dancers make shadow puppets? Every year, the Oscars take themselves more seriously while at the same time being more ridiculous.
How about the new Three Stooges: Spielberg, Lucas and Coppola? Who's great idea was it to have the men behind 1941, Jack and Howard the Duck do a comedy routine? The funniest part was when Spielberg stole Moe Howard's line, "Spread out."
Lastly, I understand that the movie business is head over heels in love with itself, but do we really need so many tributes? Especially a tribute to a bunch of movies that have nothing to do with each other? Who produced that segment, George Costanza?
When will the Oscars learn that all we really want to see are the major categories, a funny host and the parade of dead people?
On the bright side, I hear that Al Gore and Leo DiCaprio are working on a new "buddy cop" movie.




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