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Make your own Mooninite sign

by Adam Finley, posted Mar 5th 2007 12:01PM

mooniniteSo you're a fan of anthropomorphic food, disdainful aliens and civil disobedience? And you wish you had something to do with all that wood and LED lights just sitting around your home taking up space? Don't worry, I found a site that should be right up your alley. Now you too can create an awesome flashing Mooninite sign that's suitable for display and possible legal action.

Unfortunately, I have neither the tools nor the material to create such a sign; the best I can do is punch holes in construction paper and shine a flashlight behind it. Oddly enough, I did just that right here in my apartment and within seconds the bomb squad had broken in, dismantled my creation, and knocked me out with my own flashlight. I tried to ask how my creation could possibly be mistaken for an explosive device and was told by a member of the bomb squad to shut up or they'd ship me back to Scotland with the rest of the Italians. I tried to correct him, but he and his men were busy finding other "bombs" in my apartment, including a roll of dental floss they said was clearly a small piece of dynamite with a really long fuse.

Anyway, I'm writing this from my prison cell, and while I'm still not entirely sure how I ended up here, I'm quite content knowing I'm safe from people like me.

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Chris Falco

I think it's every Boston Citizen's to make one of these and place it outside their homes.

March 05 2007 at 1:47 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

I'm so glad I live on the other side of the state.

These jokes will never get old and the best part is the fact the bomb squad found real fake pipe bombs but didn't press charges against that person!

March 05 2007 at 1:06 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Adam Finley

VSJ: Ha! Good point.

TomB: Minneapolis, actually. Those anti-terrorist forces are everywhere.

March 05 2007 at 12:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Adam, hang in there. As I type this I'm baking a cake with a file in it.

BTW, I didn't know you lived in Boston.

March 05 2007 at 12:30 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Adam, it's times like these that I wish I still had my LITE-BRITE!

March 05 2007 at 12:11 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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