The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll: Welcome to the Dollhouse
(S01E02) As I watched this week's episode, I could only think one thing...thank goodness there are only nine finalists, cause I really can't take much more of this show, in fact, in deference to the people who like this show (both of them) this is going to be my last review.
The first big event of the show is when the girls move into their new house. After the required fifteen minutes of screaming and running with their hands in their air, they finally choose their beds. Was I the only one aroused by the girl who licked her pillow?
The line of the night has to go to Chelsea(?) who revealed to the audience that she use to be quite fat and had no friends. But now that she's thin and sexy, everybody loves her, and the critics said this show has no redeeming values. What better message is there for the young women of today than the knowledge that fat girls grow up friendless and alone?
I must admit that while I can't say I like this show the constant ass-shaking is truly hypnotic. I thought I would never get sick of seeing Mariela(?) stick her leg straight up in the air and guess what? I was right!
After the girls moved in, Robin took them out to dinner and then afterwards they were all forced to dance. Now why doesn't that ever work for me?
When judging time came, Robin introduced everyone to their celebrity judge Lil Kim, who I am assuming is on a week-to-week contract just in case she gets locked up again. Kim had some words of wisdom for the girls, such as, "Own it, work it out, rock it, represent and bring it." Definitely sound advice.
In the end, Brittany was sent home because she was just too darn sexy. I honestly didn't think that was possible.

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