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by Meredith O'Brien, posted Mar 19th 2007 11:28PM

Noah Daniels on 24(S06E14) *Warning, spoilers from the recent episode ahead*

Jack Bauer must really be hurting, more so than ever before. More so than he was when he emerged from two years of being tortured by Chinese officials a mere 14 hours ago. Or during other seasons when he was tortured via any number of weapons or devices (though not by a cigar cutter . . . or plastic wrap).

For the second consecutive week, 24 viewers barely saw our boy Jack. He sustained rib injuries in the Russian consulate that caused internal bleeding, necessitating heavy bandages around his mid-section.(Though we did get glimpses of his severely scar-ridden upper torso.) When Jack was doing something other than groaning in pain, he was either close-talking with his sister-in-law, or perusing files from the CTU archives while an unmanned aircraft carrying a live nuke circled over California.

Jack's story during this hour centered on the fact that his lover, Audrey Raines, had gone to China to try to get him released from prison and was "killed" while over there. And it was Marilyn Bauer -- though widowed for only a few hours, made moves on Jack and tried to kiss him -- who broke the news to Jack that Audrey died in a car crash. (Don't worry Audrey fans . . . all four of you. Jack did not kiss Marilyn. He turned his mouth away from hers when she went for it, confessing that before he was imprisoned, he and Audrey had been together.)

Jack was freaked out by the news. He darted to Chloe O'Brian's CTU terminal and ordered her to leave her post -- she was only trying to track down the drone carrying an armed nuclear weapon -- and dig Audrey's files out of CTU archives. Nuclear schmuclear. Audrey's file now, damn it! Jack was pissed! In the 14 hours since he'd been free, no one told him about Audrey! Jack , full of righteous indignation, manipulated CTU Chief Bill Buchanan into letting him join the team planning to raid the remote location where the terrorist headset guy was using an old Atari joystick to control the nuke-carrying drone. Hurt ribs and all, Jack dragged his groaning self, alongside Mike Doyle, to the scene and managed to save the city of San Francisco from a nuclear detonation with just seconds -- seconds I tell you -- to spare.

The Jack story, eh, I thought it was so-so. 'Twas more melodrama. With Marilyn. Frosted with last-minute joystick heroics. Come on writers, give Jack some better stuff. Why have something as minor as a few floating rib fragments and internal bleeding slow our guy down?

What I found more interesting than the Jack and CTU stories was the drama in the presidential bunker with Vice President Noah Daniels, Chief of Staff Tom Lennox and newly returned National Security Advisor Karen Hayes. Daniels went power mad and was hell bent on nuking the Country Whose Name We Shall Not Mention. Even though Daniels knew that the Country Whose Name We Shall Not Mention was not behind the first nuclear attack in Valencia or the other attacks during recent weeks. Even though he knew the officials from the Country Whose Name We Shall Not Mention had no control over what the "bad" terrorist Abu Fayed and the rogue retired Russian General Gredenko were doing with the suitcase nukes.

Karen and Tom tried in vain to stop Daniels. Spewing aggressive lines about not taking any more of this weak response crap lying down, Daniels gave the U.S. military honchos their marching orders: Move the nuclear sub into range of the Country Whose Name We Shall Not Mention and fire when ready. "The debate is over. America must start to stand up for herself," Daniels said. "The attacks on this country must stop. As acting commander in chief, I believe this is the best way to make that happen."

Ah, not so fast my friend. Note the use of the word "acting." If previews are to be believed (*if you don't want to know about material from previews, then click away from this post . . . NOW!*) Karen is planning to wake President Palmer II from his medically-induced coma and persuade him to stop Daniels' strike. And though this hour saw the return of fan favorite Sandra Palmer -- who said nothing the entire episode, only tearfully looked through the window at her comatose brother -- she won't speak until next week, when the smart money says she'll give the green light to wake her brother up, even if it kills him and makes Power Boy the president.

And, a little tangent here if I may: Why is it okay to identify other countries (like Russia) and identify American cities to obliterate, but the Islamic country from where the "good" terrorist Hamri Al-Assad and the "ambassador" hail, as well as the home country of CTU analyst Nadia Yassir (detained as a suspected traitor when her computer was found to be preventing CTU from monitoring the drone, red herring anyone?) are left nameless? If the countries have been mentioned in previous episodes, my apologies all over the place.

One last beef: After last week's Charles and Martha Logan-centric fruit-filled episode, suddenly we hear nothing about whether the former Bible-quoting president is dead or alive? That's it for Martha and her boy toy Aaron? How disappointing. They were rare bright spots in a wildly uneven season.

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Powers Boothe's Noah Daniels isn't Dick Cheney. It's William Devane's James Heller. Trust me. There's a reason they gave Heller a gay child. And if you know anything about the Cheneys, the other daughter, Liz, is her Daddy's right hand, a lot like Audrey. Although I think Audrey isn't exactly on her father's side.

March 22 2007 at 2:54 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Allan

Gawd, this is one lame season. America, the world's greatest power, has just been nuked, NUKED, in an attack that dwarfs 911. And does any of the response we've been subjected to really ring as true? Barely hours after the attack, a bomber evades lax security and manages to reach the President. Yeah, sure, that seems realistic. CSI, the apparent epicenter of America's defence efforts, appears ridiculously understaffed, forced for some bizarre reason to rely on a tiny crew of stressed-out geeks, a growing number of whom are wounded, but still on the job. Where the hell is the rest of America's gigantic Intelligence community? In reality, the place would be overrun with talent and resources. And while we're at it, where's the National Guard, the military, the police? People are drivin' around L.A. like it's a normal Sunday afternoon! In reality, with nuke-totting terrorists still on the loose, the town would be shut down as tight as a drum. And methinks that instead of poor Jack and his skelton crew having to tackle every single, solitary mission, there would, in reality, be hundreds of experienced, heavily armed personnel ready and available.

This seasons's writers literally started with a bang, a gigantic one, a horrible attack on an American city that dwarfed anything the country had experienced before. Unfortunately, from that point on, they completely underwrote the magnitude of the response such an event would produce. Consider the President's sister: a city has been nuked and we're supposed to believe that she would be primarily obsessed with qualms about using a Muslim friend to spy on suspected terrorists. Realistic? Not even if Babs Striesand was the sister.

Powers Boothe/Cheney's character, while dispicable (to date), at least seems properly gripped by the scale of the attack on his country. This season's writers should try to be the same. Ditch the Bauer family soap opera, the sophomoric civics-lesson debates, the CTU's cranky personality squabbles, and the former First Lady's culinary skills. Stay focused on the Big Picture: America's been nuked! As Meredith so aptly noted in her review, when Jack pulls Chloe off the job of tracking a nuke armed drone to pursue a personal matter, well.... 24 hasn't just jumped the shark, it's whacked the whale. Conrad

March 21 2007 at 9:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
B

Logan will pull the oxygen mask off his face like Hannibal Lector and kill the EMTs, commandeering the ambulance on his way to freedom in the Bahamas.

March 21 2007 at 6:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
drew

correction : for what ever reason, i can see audry NOT being dead***

March 21 2007 at 10:06 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gordy

I'm with AC. They Audrey storyline is the logical spin-off for the 24 movie. Jack even said "once this is done, I'll track down her killer"--or something like that. Back in China too? Man, this is gonna be awesome!

Also, she may not be dead. Her face was conveniently covered on the crime scene photo. Why?

March 21 2007 at 9:28 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
drew

for what ever reasoni can see audry being dead, untrue. i can see her comming up soon, possibly as a criminal?

March 21 2007 at 6:33 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
LC

Whether it is supposed to be over the top or not, it doesn't seem like a good fit to the overall show. They had one President this season who looked like a dear in the headlights and now have one acting more like Dirty Harry. Neither look very believable.

The perfect balance of being tough, but keeping composure was William Devane's character. He would have been the perfect president for this season.

March 21 2007 at 12:49 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
C C

Powers Boothe's portrayal of Noah Daniels is supposed to be over the top. The only thing I'm trying to figure out is if Daniels really is trigger-happy or if he's "pretending" as part of a scam to catch the baddies who are 24's answer to the Neocons.
I'm inclined to believe he's not evil, because the name Noah Daniels just doesn't seem malevolent.

March 20 2007 at 6:02 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
khamel

the reason we haven't heard (or they haven't mentioned) the arab country is because they don't want to start more shit with arabs than is already coming at them (i volunteer for CAIR who is on the forefront of the bitching - you can see im not a fan of wasting time complaining about tv shows when there are better things to do). also, these people are supposed to be stateless so in essense it doesnt really matter which country isn't helping them. im not sure if i think this or the west wing strategy of creating a fake country (Kumar) but they did it first season and have kept constant.

March 20 2007 at 4:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Viv

Ryan is right side. When i look at the Veep on 24 he has an eery similarity to a guy in office right now that i won't name.

March 20 2007 at 4:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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