"The Unforgettable Fired": The e-mails with details about attorney dismissals are absolutely ridiculous. I wouldn't be surprised if e-mails like the fake graphic really exist in some Capitol Hill Inbox. Senior Political Analyst Rob Riggle stopped by to elaborate on the term "loyal Bushies". The Karl Rove lemur kind of freaked me out on a Spongemonkey level, but not as much as the mention of Barbara Bush's vagina. Eww.

John McCain and his Straight Talk Express are back! His "lost the war" Freudian slip was beautiful, was it not? Maybe his bus really does enforce truth... Perhaps people should swear on the Straight Talk Express in court.

The night's guest was former UN Ambassador John Bolton. I did a double-take when I first saw his name on the list of guests and still refused to believe that he had agreed to come on the show until I saw him actually sit next to Jon. Has Bolton ever seen The Daily Show, for goodness' sake? Jon made a few really good points during the interview, but I wish that the audience would just. Shut. Up. And not clap like trained seals every time he says something decent. Not only is it annoying, but it makes the TDS crowd seem like sheep.

Jon/Stephen: None. Damn you! Moment of Zen: Correspondent Steve Carell on the Straight Talk Express with John McCain. Oh, goodness... I miss seeing Carell on the show.