"Eight Men Out": More news about the attorney dismissals. Senior Washington Correspondent John Oliver stopped by to talk about the current situation. I promise I will work "Bullshit... or bullfact?" into a normal conversation by next Wednesday.

Ah, of course they had to do a segment about the previous night's interview with John Bolton. He said some pretty interesting things while sitting next to Jon, including a little disagreement about Jon's Lincoln facts. Jon rang up one of his former guests, Lincoln Expert Doris Kearns Goodwin, to bitch her out for giving him false information. It was quite funny, especially with that old-fashioned phone.

The night's guest was Chris Hansen, the author of To Catch a Predator: Protecting Your Kids from Online Enemies Already in Your Home and host of the To Catch a Predator TV specials. The question about the safety of Hansen and his crew interested me the most because I've always wondered what would happen if one of the pedophiles went absolutely crazy, pulled a shiv, and stabbed Hansen a few times. It could happen! It was on Cheaters once!

Jon/Stephen: Stephen Colbert's pleadin' the fifth. Moment of Zen: Bush is sad. Boo-hoo.