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False idols, the Survivor kind

by Elizabeth Chan, posted Mar 30th 2007 3:03PM
Yao-Man is on Survivor: FijiOK, some shows have false Idols; we call him Sanjaya and admire his ability to have luscious locks or closely resemble Marvin the Martian who lives with an inexplainable immunity from getting voted off American Idol island.

On other shows, false idols take a whole other meaning.

On Survivor: Fiji
, contestant Yao-Man scored himself the coveted immunity idol which protects him from being voted off the island. He brings to the show a brand new strategy never seen before on the show. Perhaps he is enabled to come up with such a scheme because for the first time ever, Survivor has given the contestants large buckets of paint?!

Apparently, Yao-Man opened up a counterfeit immunity idol shop, taking coconut shells and started to bury them like a puppy with a bone, all over the island. This man must be suffering from wicked case of heat stroke if he thinks that this scheme is going to work. The way he paints on the face looks like Survivor's version of Wilson on Castaway. If for some strange reason someone else falls for his scheme, then they must rename the place Gilligan's Island. Because the last time coconut shells meant anything was when The Professor used them as a telephone.

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Kyle Beasley

Yeah I actually thought the false idol thing was pretty clever.


March 30 2007 at 4:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

The first thing that I said to my wife and my son last year when Yul found the idol was that he should have put something else in there and buried it right back where it was, to see if somebody tried to play a false idol later. It would have so clever. So, of course I was glad to see Yao Man do that very thing last night.

March 30 2007 at 3:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Big D

Yao-Man is Da Man !
These scenes gave me a smile as big as Yao's.
His joy was great to see, he has been my favorite character in a while, I hope he goes far.

March 30 2007 at 3:09 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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