Remember when I told y'all that Perfect Hair Forever was coming back, but that it would be online only? Well, that time has come, so click here and enjoy parts one and two of "Return to Balding Victory."

The last time we left our hero, he was on a quest to Tuna Mountain. Also, there was a hamburger necklace, and some dude and a talking giraffe in a hole. If you were wondering what all of that stuff meant, you can rest assured that absolutely none of that is explained in these new episodes. Why? Because as one character explains: it's all just a big anime mindf**k. So inject LSD directly into your eyeballs, sit back in your computer chair, and enjoy the ride.

One minor complaint: the episode is not on The Fix, so there's no way to pause the episode, at least not that I could figure out, and I'm the smartest person in the world according to an I.Q. test I purchased from a guy at the mall recently for 800 dollars.

Anyway, I've been a fan of this series since it first aired, so I'm happy to see it back, no matter what the medium. Now, when the heck are those new 12 Oz Mouse and The Brak Show episodes going to hit the 'net?