Regis returns to a really lame surprise
I haven't watched Live with Regis & Kelly in a while, but I tuned in today because it was Regis' first appearance on the show since heart surgery weeks ago and David Letterman was going to be the first guest. Throughout the entire show, Kelly kept saying that they had an incredible surprise for Regis. I even think she said that we should get our recording devices ready. Was Kathie Lee Gifford going to make an appearance? Was the entire Notre Dame football team going to carry Regis on their shoulders?
Um, no. It was a bunch of dancers they dubbed "The Dancing Regi" (shades of "The Dancing Itos" from Leno's show), a bunch of guys who dressed like Regis and danced to "Staying Alive." It was horrible, lame, and not even slightly entertaining. You just know Regis was cringing.
Early in the show, Regis joked that the surprise would be, knowing Gelman, "coffee and cake." Actually, that would have been better. Letterman was good though.

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