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Family Guy: No Chris Left Behind

by Brett Love, posted May 7th 2007 8:00AM
Family Guy - Quagmire(S05E16) After watching this episode the first thing that came to mind was the scene from the season four episode "Jungle Love" where Stewie traveled across the country to slap Will Ferrell. I'm starting to get the feeling that Seth MacFarlane, or someone at Family Guy central, could use some Griffin family negative reinforcement.

I'm speaking of the chicken fight scene. Well, scene isn't really appropriate. Segment would be more apt I suppose. I'm generally one that enjoys when shows reference back to things they have done in the past. Things like Chris' roommate at Morningwood being the son of James Bottomtooth from "Brian Goes Back To College" are great. But there are only 22 minutes per episode. Taking a quarter of that for the chicken fight is just ridiculous.

Really, the one thing I enjoyed about that entire mess was the Indiana Jones bit. And when one three second cut of a five minute chunk of the show is the only thing it has going for it, there is a problem with the episode. That's unfortunate, because had someone cut about four minutes out of the chicken sketch, they did have the makings of a really good episode in there.

I liked the opening with the ballet. Peter and Quagmire text messaging across the theater was pretty funny. That's the dumb Peter that I like. Dumb enough to be funny, but not so dumb that you wonder how he can remember to breathe. Brian taking off with Meg because she has a pot connection was interesting, and I would have liked to see more of that.

The No Child Left Behind Act leading to Chris being expelled was actually a rather timely reference for the show. The act is up for possible reauthorization this year, and this was a funny way to reference what some believe are some of its shortcomings. It also led to what was probably the best part of the episode, his time at Morningwood Academy.

Of course, Lois only went to Carter after her first two choices didn't really pan out. The Quahog School for the Deaf and the Quahog Maritime School were both very funny. "Men. Just men. For many days at a time." and "...a certain kind of pirate." were great lines. And Stewie topped it off with his sudden interest in the school.

Once at Morningwood, there were a number of good scenes. As I mentioned earlier, I liked that they brought out James Bottomtooth IV. The Full Metal Jacket blanket party was also good. And I liked Carter inviting Chris to join the Skull and Bones club. Although, that one suffered from two different things. First, I would have liked to see a little more of Chris and Carter bonding over Skull and Bones adventures. Again, a quarter of the episode was burned on the chicken fight. And second, what the hell is the deal with Herbert? The character is one joke. Why does he end up in every episode? At this point I'd rather see Bonnie than Herbert.

As to the cutaways this week, it was a pretty good collection. The average was helped greatly by the How I Met Your Father bit, which was fantastic. Not only did they get Neil Patrick Harris and Josh Radnor to voice the roles, the "Suit up!" punch line was perfect. Along with that, I thought that the horse turning the gun on the trainer, Lois and Meg as hookers, and King Friday were all very good. The only one that I thought really failed was the slave ship.

4 out of 7Overall, it's a hard one to score. The episode had its moments, but the chicken fight and my growing resentment of having Herbert shoehorned into every episode are marks against it. Including a bonus point for my favorite cutaway of the season, I'll give it a 4, out of 7.

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André

I just don't get why people think the chicken fight was bad. To me it holds the core of what makes FG great. I can always vividly recall the "Charlie and the chocolate factory" episode in which Peter runs home and falls on his knee and goes oooh, sssssssssh, oooh ssssssssh, for what feels minutes on end.

This is the most singularly daring and very well executed thing that puts family guy above shows like the simpsons. They really know how to drag out a good joke.

When Stewe asks Brian how the writing of his book is going, it goes on forever, with an ever increasing pitch in Stewies' voice, it just never ends. Doing this takes talent and guts, something the makers of this show have plenty of.

Besides I love gratuitous violence that has no consequences, child molesting is the same. I have my own brain that can see the difference between reality and fiction and where the borders are. Besides, Herbert is harmless, he never actually gets his "Popsicle" out.

What made the chicken scene perfect for me is that when Peter gets back after fighting for a day, having dinner with the chicken and fighting again, is that he seamlessly continues the conversation with Lois, no questions asked.

So as Bottomtooth would say: "Hmm uhuhmm dummhhmm duh hmmm".

July 23 2007 at 11:02 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
jgs9455

Yes the chicken fight was WAY too long, but thats the point. I hate cause it takes time away from the rest of the episode, and I know I'll have to wait another whole week for more Family Guy. It's kind of like the vaudeville duo - Vern and Johnny that finally got killed off. Hopefully the same will happen to the chicken and we'll hear "Okay, they're dead, alright? You're not gonna be seeing 'em again."

I love Herbert. He always pops in at the perfect moment, like Quagmire. Especially when Chris is around.

The slave ship thing was funny. I was like whoa - did they just do that?

Wasn't the best episode, probably because of the chicken fight. Still love Family Guy.

May 07 2007 at 10:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Matt

I just wish they hadn't spoiled the fact that the chicken fight was coming in the preview. When Peter said "Oh crap!" I remembered the preview JUST in time for it to fail to be as funny as it could have been. I love that it just comes out of nowhere. And it did go on a little too long. Its not that I think the fight itself wasn't funny. My problem is more that I feel like I'm missing out on other jokes that could be happening. I guess all in all it was worth it for the payoff of the dinner in between.

May 07 2007 at 7:31 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
BillS

I hated the second chicken fight, but I thought this one was really well done.

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May 07 2007 at 6:27 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
malren

1. The sign said "No Irish" which was crossed off, then under it it said "Irish Welcome."

2. The only great thing about that episode was the chicken fight that ended with a celebratory dinner, only to revive itself. It's the "too long" joke done right. It's also one of the only times the show ever gets that joke right.

3. Last night had funny jokes and cutaways that actually worked within the episode. It was...refreshing.

May 07 2007 at 3:36 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Borat

What was the academy sign again? "No blacks" "Irish allowed"

May 07 2007 at 1:36 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
RedStarRevolution

LOVE the chicken fight. I jumped up when I saw the chicken in the window, and was enthralled the entire time. Each time Peter and his arch enemy the Chicken clash, it always gets more and more over the top.

I loved how they stopped fighting and asked wut it was all about, went to dinner, and started another fight. Now I know most of you were probably eye rolling near the end of the first fight, and reached for the remote after the second started...but this is Family Guy, sometimes you have to sit back and relish in the ridiculousness of it all

And I don't care they burned half the ep on the chicken fight, totally worth it to see Peter and his nemesis go at it again, and you can just see Seth and all the other guys in the room squealing with delight that they get to plot out another ridiculous fight scene. I hope Seth was some part of the new Die Hard movie, seems like he was made for it lol.

And we all better be ready for another chicken fight, b/c as before, and as always, that chicken still aint dead...I hope they plan an entire ep about it one of these days, like Peter and the Chicken in a prize fight or something like that. But never settle it, always leave it open for another random over the top action sequence...

As for the other gags, Loved King Friday with Stewie, I do agree Herbert is getting waaaaay too much screen time for a one-shot kinda character, the slave thing seemed like a bit of a reach, and kinda forced.

Now I might have missed something in the comments or the article, but did no one think Stewie telling Meg to go bulimic was horrifying and hilarious all at the same time? lol

May 07 2007 at 12:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
osky_

I liked Stewie's job playing the tuba behind fat people.

May 07 2007 at 12:06 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Benjy

The Chicken Fight went on waaaaaaayyyyyyy too long. What the hell were they thinking?

Stewie as King Friday was AWESOME! Not only did the puppet have me in stitches, but...

"Ugh. What kind of of king lives next to the train tracks anyway? What is this... Mexico?"

May 07 2007 at 11:00 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
dominic a

Herbert is the worst character!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every week a piece of my soul dies when he comes on the screen. I HATE the fact that they think child molestation is funny. It is not and it what makes family guy suck more and more every week. Do not get me wrong I Love FG but drop that guy and his crippled dog!!!!!

May 07 2007 at 10:58 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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