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Here are some shows you won't see this fall (unfortunately)
Studio 60!
I'm kidding. Readers just love it when I mention that show.
I'm talking about the shows created by The TV Show Pitch Generator. Just click on the "Pitch It" button and it will randomly create a new show for you. Most of them are better than the stuff that's been announced for this fall. It's too bad they don't have an option where you can actually create the cast/plot yourself, but it's pretty fun. My favorites are after the jump.
A talking polar bear who works for the FBI falls in love with a taste tester who's a zombie. Stars Jenna Jameson and Bea Arthur. Genre: Mini-Series
Hmmm...but who would play which part?
An angel with a heart of gold can't stand a drug smuggler who only speaks in pig latin. Stars Vanilla Ice and John Larroquette. Genre: Drama
Possible title: Eighway-Hey to Eaven-Hey
A supermodel who's really a ghost stalks a gardner who hunts other people for sport. Stars Ben Stein and Lindsey Wagner. Genre: Action
This would actually work. It has supermodels and ghosts in it, and both are really hot right now. It would be great to see the former Bionic Woman on TV again.
A boxing kangaroo with leprosy marries a mime who can see the future. Stars Daniel Stern and Daniel Day Lewis. Genre: Action
This is so crazy it just might work. It's Medium meets Cirque de Soleil meets...well, a show with a boxing kangaroo. I doubt Day-Lewis would do it though, he's too busy with movies.
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