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On The Lot: 3 Directors Voted Off

by JJ Hawkins, posted May 29th 2007 11:52PM
The judges judging.
(S01E04)
This may go down as the longest hour of TV in the history of TV. Tonight's episode was only an hour long, but it felt more like thirteen thanks to the lame effort to American Idolize the show with all the awkward pauses and the "we'll tell you right after the break" nonsense.

It probably sounds strange for a guy who practically typed a novel during yesterday's review to be criticizing the length of anything, but what else could I do? There were still 24, pardon me, 18 contestants left, and I couldn't very well not talk about someone's film. It'd be like the producers of this show completely leaving out an episode. Things like that just shouldn't happen.

Anyhow, I guess there's no real reason for me to stretch this out any more than it needs to be. I'll tell you who got cut, but we're going to have to wait...until...after...you...click..the...jump.

Before that, was it just me, or did it look like Jason (Getta Rhoom) rolled around in some dirt before the show started? His shirt had the strangest brown pattern down the left and right sides. Just an observation.

Jason's film ended up being one of the three top grossing movies in this week's Box Office along with Zach's Danger Zone and Will's Lucky Penny.

I can agree with Danger Zone being in the top three since it was the most technically impressive to my untrained eye, but I totally disagree with the other two films. I didn't find them to be bad, just not as good as Replication Theory and A Golf Story.

This being a reality show that liberally borrows from other reality shows, I figured the week's top grosser would win some sort of prize.

Perhaps they'd get to go hang out with the guest judge for a day and get some pointers or better yet, win some highly coveted face time with Mr. Spielberg himself. Maybe we'd even get to watch a clip of this to fill up some of the thirteen hour long results show. Of course, that would make too much sense so it never happened.

What did happen was Carrie Fisher offering her daughter to the Lego maniac and I found it a tad on the creepy side. I wasn't sure how long I'd be able to go before referring to Carrie as the Paula Abdul of On The Lot. Apparently, episode four was my limit. She definitely has that Paula quality to her only with a smidgen less crazy but a dump-truck more weird.

Also, did I read her completely wrong, or did she do a complete 180 on the Getta Rhoom short? She went from being offended by it yesterday to loving it today? I'd say I don't understand, but the paragraph before this one pretty much explains it to me.

I forgot to mention who I thought would go home during yesterday's post so here's what my prediction would have been.

Hilary with Bus #1, Shalina with Love in 2007, and for the sake of my corneas, Kenny with Wack Alley Cab.

As it turns out, I was off the mark with all three guesses. Carolina (Deliver Me), Claudia (Blind Date), and Phil (Please Hold) left the show this evening. I can't argue with Carolina's leaving because her film didn't do all that much for me. However, I saw potential in both Claudia and Phil and was disappointed to see the two of them leave.

I wish they would have told us what next weeks genre was but as it stands, 15 remain. Next week we'll probably see another three get voted out of the competition.

Of course, that's assuming they don't go changing the format on us again. If one of the directors pulls out an immunity idol during next week's Box Office show I swear I'm never watching another Mark Burnett produced series again, and I'm burning my copy of E.T.

See you next week.

(On The Lot - S01E04) How do you rate this episode?
1 - Worst40 (44.9%)
2 -12 (13.5%)
3 -14 (15.7%)
4 -12 (13.5%)
5-5 (5.6%)
6 -2 (2.2%)
7- Best4 (4.5%)

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Vic Madrid

Perspective from another country but with the same results and opinions. I was geeked for this show: suvivor meets film making...but how can you mess this formula up so much. From the host, to the judges, to the format, to the voting, it was worse than bad, it was dissapointing. And I don´t know watching it from the States, but watching it from Spain as soon as I saw the 6 people in the first row and Carolina was one of them, I knew the foreigners were out... watch out South Africa girl and even Canadian guy, although probably to close to not even realize he´s foreign. But as always in this world, money talks. Better have the people use the phone to make more money, have not very just results, lose some good film makers, keep the bad ones. They could have done so much with this show, and out of all the roads they could have taken... so sad.

June 04 2007 at 7:22 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Galley

There's only two reasons why Adrianna Costa was hired as the hostess. Fortunately they are rather impressive.

May 31 2007 at 7:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
robin

No-one has mentioned it yet, but didn't they drop the ball by not showing what happened during the filming of last Thursday's one hour task to film a scene? I was expecting Monday to, at the very least, summarize what happened and show a little judging of the work. But noooooo, they whittled it down to the final 18, killing whatever cliffhanger they had. Also what happened to the blonde host from the first episode? It feels like they are changing the show midstream.

May 31 2007 at 5:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Derek

I think I'm finished with this show. There was eighteen minutes worth of content (the short movies) stretched out over three hours! Do we really need to re-cap the judges comments for every single contestant? Please!

They should have stuck with the Apprentice-style format from the first two episodes. I liked watching them work together in groups, acting as the crew when not directing.

May 31 2007 at 10:12 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent McKee

I missed last night's results show - I was playing Poker and set my VCR incorrectly (and before anyone mentions it, I can't get a PVR unless I want to spend a lot more than I ever want to to get an HD TV and HD cable box - they don't sell stand alone units like TiVo in Canada) - but I couldn't imagine how they were going to stretch this to an hour. A show like "Dancing With The Stars" can have a wildly successful recap show through the simple expedient of mixing in (usually bad) comedy, professional dance performances, and musical guests but what can you do with this show. I suppose the obvious thing to do is to show behind the scenes material from the making of the shorts, but if it took you 2 hours (with commercials - some of which were better than the short films) to show eighteen 1 minute films, how do you show eighteen "behind the scenes" clips in one hour?

May 30 2007 at 6:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
lucyfan62

Why didn't they keep the "Apprentice" formula and at least let PROFESSIONALS do the judging?!!? That god-awful "Wack Alley Cab" should have been more than enough to get rid of Kenny, even though he should not have even made to the top 18 after what seemed like sabotage on his first assignment. But like American Idol, when you let the public cast their votes, they'll support the underdog, the one who gets criticized - even if it's justified - the most...can we all say SANJAYA?! Chelsea Handler was competent enough, but maybe she couldn't handle the live stuff. Adrianna must have been the only person available in Hollywood to get the job over the holiday weekend. She's got a grating voice, she shouts all of her lines, and she's just not very good with the contestants (or judges - Carrie Fishy?). Carrie and Garry should march out, saying this isn't what they signed up for because their critiques now mean nothing and can have the opposite effect. They took a show with a promising concept and completely bastardized it into a third rate Idol clone. And why didn't they even tell us what the next challenge is?? I predict that on Monday's show, they'll eliminate 13 more directors and the winner from the final two will be chosen on Tuesday, making June 5th the official end to the summer. If I were Spielberg and Burnett, I'd take my name off this show immediately!

May 30 2007 at 5:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bas

I really want to like this show, but the host is horrible. Surely there is someone in Hollywood just as pretty who can actually speak well.

I can't believe that wacky cab guy and lightbulb girl are still in it.

As for Getta Room - I was with the judges in that I thought it was a funny concept that crossed the line into offensiveness. Or maybe I'm just too old and am looking more for wit than juvenile humor.

May 30 2007 at 3:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brody

I think the reason all 3 foreigners left is obvious, most of the people are staying because of their hometown connections. No one in Italy is going to voting in droves for someone. Whereas someone in Kentucky probably would

May 30 2007 at 1:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Carlos P

i hate the host i swear from the moment i saw her i thought it. and why did the foreigners leave? that to me was offensive just because that wacky cab piece of crap stayed. i mean carolina's wasnt great but the other two? i seriously think people are voting for the worst.

May 30 2007 at 12:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gudlyf

Regarding the hostess again, there was one moment when she read something off the cuecard with the completely wrong inflection, making it totally obvious she was reading a card without knowing what she was saying. It was when she was mentioning the time she gave that one director a hug.

Cute, but godawful as a hostess. Needs replacing, stat.

May 30 2007 at 12:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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