The Daily Show: June 14, 2007
"Clusterf@#k to the White House: firstname.lastname@example.org": Aww, I was all excited when "http" popped up because I thought they had made a real website (like Conan's Horny Manatee), but then that period crushed my soul. I'm still blown away by the creepy web presence of the 2008 presidential candidates. MySpace keeps pushing McCain on me. Speaking of creepy, Jon singing "Let's Get Hillary" to the tune of "Let's Get Physical" was weird enough, but those tiny shorts were too much. Or "too little," I guess.
"Weatherman Report": For the first time in, um, forever, The Weather Channel has stirred up a bit of controversy. But if they want to do scary right, they really do have to take some lessons from that Oklahoma local weather promo. I just watched the full thing on YouTube and my brain just exploded... WITH AMAZEMENT.
The night's guest was Angelina Jolie, star of A Mighty Heart and all-around MILF. I was terrified by how little room she took up in the chair. A second Jolie could have sat in the space next to her. And I thought those polite laughs after Jon's flirtation were a little awkward, but then I thought, well, what could Jolie have possibly said to that comment about a burka being unable to contain her hotness? By the way, I've seen what Jolie looks like in a $26 dress, and I'm pretty sure she'd look better in a garbage bag than most people would look in a million dollar gown.
Next week, on Monday: Steve Carell! Forget Jolie's audience, I'm jealous of Monday's crowd. Moment of Zen: Whoa. Gravel just peered into my very soul.