Could I BE any more bored?

or

After his long battle with booze and pills, Matthew Perry took to self-administering acupuncture.

I just found out that answering "C" for every question doesn't get you a passing grade.

Dammit... I thought Aaron Sorkin was a sure thing. Even Joey lasted two friggen seasons!

Guess what? I found out that if I press right here really hard with a pencil, I don't hear Sorkin yelling that he is going to personally bring down Christianity. Cool huh?

Now to tighten up that screw in my head... then to hunt down the genius who thought it was a brilliant idea to make a screwdriver look like a pencil.

Moments later the screen goes black, ending the series.

What lead me to this?

Maybe Matt LeBlanc can get me a job at the Applebees he works at.

or.

Botox: The only way to not have a facial expression of annoyance when talking to Harriet Hays.

or.

If the point didn't keep breaking I would have killed myself by now and be done with this crappy show.

For my next trick, I am going to push this pencil through my skull and pull it out of my left ear.

If I have to do one more "walk and talk..."