TV Squad Daily with Brigitte - VIDEO

damn you guys are annoying.

If Paris Hilton were a vegetable, she'd be Paris Hilton.

REAL "Reality TV" would feature people sitting around watching television. It's turtles all the way down, m'am.

Every time time I think about finally buying a TV, the image of Larry King's face comes to the rescue. Thanks, Lar.

And finally, I didn't say the well-dressed Mizz Brigitte was welcome at my funeral because I'm about to step on a rainbow, it's because people keep telling me I'll make some woman a lucky widow.
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One more thing... (really, Jim... from YOU???)

Unless I'm mistaken, TECHNICALLY, the potato isn't a vegetable... but then, with all due respect to Phil Vischer, neither are Bob the Tomato or Larry the Cucumber.

Jimmy, Jimbo, Jimarama...

At least give me creds for not being a jerk today and hitting on our girl Brigitte. I'm turning over a new leaf... no more 'weapon of mass flirtation'... however... if Miss Dale would like to see a pic of me I could email her one... or just fed ex myself straight to her heart. (wow that was good... I'm writing that one down).

God Bless Jim... hope you're feeling better

Ooops... 'nother typo. The line SHOULD have read "WE'LL always have Paris." MY BAD AGAIN.... gimme a break, I'm sick!

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Proof positive that her air conditioner is still busted.

Sexy top Brigitte.

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick...

Don't you realize that this will actually give Larry King the perfect opportunity to whip out is Humphrey Bogart impression and regale us with lines like, "Will always have Paris" and "Here's looking at you, kid!"???

Good God, give me strength!

That's Mark Burnett? Oh man, too perfect. You just know he drives a convertible and calls everybody "babe." Although I do understand he's married to a woman his own age, which is nothing short of astounding.

Reality TV with a violent theme... yeah.

So you think you can Bleed?
America's Next Ninja

the mind whirls don't it?

kudos on your 'hot potato' drewring... I will be tuning in to watch Miss Hilton on the Larry King show just to hear Larry say...

We've got Paris Hilton fordaFULLhour!
I bet ya Paris only stays for 3 minutes till she has a breakdown!