Carrot Top roasting Flavor Flav? I am so there!

We've been telling you that rapper/reality star Flavor Flav will be the next victim for the Comedy Central Roast. We've also been wondering why they chose him and not someone else, someone who, say, isn't Flavor Flav.

But that's who they've picked, and we're required by law to watch it, so to either pique your interest or add to your disgust, here's a few of the folks who will be joining the be-clocked* one on stage:

Comedian Katt Williams will serve as Roast Master. Carrot Top, Greg Giraldo, Ice-T, Jimmy Kimmel, Lisa Lampanelli, Bridgett Neilsen, Patton Oswalt, Snoop Dogg and Sommore will also be taking their turns behind the lectern, as well. This is why Zeus invented DVRs, people, so you can skip over all the bad parts and get right to the good stuff: Snoop Dogg's world-famous comedy.

I hope someone does a joke that compares and contrasts white people and black people. Those observations have been missing from the comedy scene for too long.

The Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav airs August 12 at 10:00 p.m.

*Be-clocked: having a clock on your person. I just made the word up.