What if Sam Kinison had hosted a game show?
But what if Sam Kinison had hosted a game show? After the jump, Ken's very NSFW scene from a Kinison-hosted show.
No, you stupid bitch! $135.95 for a Hamilton Beach 4-slice toaster? Do you live in a FUCKING CAVE?! It's $42.99. It's a fucking toaster! It cooks up bread. How much do you pay for things? That shitty T-Shirt you're wearing on NATIONAL TELEVISION, how much did you pay for that? $4000?! Jesus, even the dumb motherfucker next to you was only off by ten bucks and he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel!
My first reaction is to say "I'd watch a game show that Sam Kinison hosted!" But I don't know if it would be funny after the first couple of episodes. Besides, if someone like Kinison, if you liked him, wouldn't seem as cool if he hosted a game show, so your enjoyment of the show would be impacted by that.