Last Comic Standing: Semi-finals round one
If you've been following my write-ups of the show these last few weeks, you know that I've done my best to avoid reviewing it based on the actual stand-up comedy. Well, we're at the point now where I can't hide anymore.
So, let's get reviewing (and please, comedy gods, forgive me)...
All right, so two things before we begin:
1) I'd like to put a disclaimer that anything I write about these comics has nothing to do with them as people or whether I think they're entire act is funny. I'm reviewing them based on their hacked-up two-minute NBC sets. Anything I write should in no way be considered a judgment on the comic themselves.
2) I'm pretty much live blogging this thing. I'm writing about each comic as they perform (pausing the TiVo when my fingers can't keep up) so please don't expect any kind of deep-thinking here. This is all initial impressions of the acts. I'm sure that if I had more time to think about each set -- or, at the very least absorb each set for a few hours -- my opinions would be likely shift just a little.
All right, now that I've paid my karma price (as best as possible), here's the breakdown.
A lot of people ask me how to be a stand-up comic. They must think it's difficult to come up with all those funny jokes. Indeed, no. It's very easy. Just follow this formula: "Kids today have it easy! <insert something that parents, especially nouveau riche parents, do for their child>. It was different when we were growing up! Am I right! Am I right! <insert a dark twist on the previously mentioned parenting method>." If you can do that, you can host a prime-time network show!
I really like this guy. I thought his set was funny and his persona has a kind of smart anti-intellectualism to it. He reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy if Larry were, you know, good. I was a wee bit distracted by how much he was scratching his head, though. Did anybody else catch this?
I'm always suspicious of the way these things are edited, but it seemed like she was dying a pretty hard death up there the first few seconds she was on stage tonight (an eternity with the way NBC hacks these sets down). As I said last week, I'm not a huge fan of the "Hi, I'm a fat girl and I dislike people who are skinnier than me" school of comedy, but Debra pulls it off without being completely annoying. I thought her over-eager manner didn't play well, though, in a bigger room. There's a definite difference between a club comic and a theater comic and I think that Debra's style is much more suited for a small room.
First, I had a little trouble following his set because NBC decided to cut a woman in the front row that had the kind of breasts that astronauts who are currently working in space could appreciate. That being said, his material was fantastic, but I think he had a bit of a hard time selling it to the audience. The phrasing of his last bit (regarding the high powered rifle and the police report) was oddly syncopated. I thought it should have killed... it got "eh" reception instead. That girl in the audience, though, she had fantastic stage presence...
One of my favorite Dennis Miller bits of all time comes from his 1988 comedy CD: The Off White Album. In it, he does an overly long set-up about how he likes to take some of his favorite actors and insert them into wacky situations. He promises that he's going to do a Jack Nicholson impression and just as he's about to start it he says: "No I would never do that. I just like to get right up to the precipice then je te back to coolsville." I think it's telling that Nicholson impressions were considered hacky enough that a comic could make a meta-joke about other comics who do the impression nearly 20 years ago!
It was hard not to sigh sadly watching Dante's performance tonight. But, hey, he got a standing o, so what do I know?
Joe is my friend and I think that he's a great comic so it's hard not to be biased about his set. I love how dark he gets in his material (remember this is a primetime network show and he's managing to get laughs about pretending he's dying and getting pepper-sprayed). I think you have to have a bit of innate likeability to be able to do well with that kind of material. If I tried it, I'm sure I'd get pepper-sprayed for real.
Okay, before she even started -- that whole "Kill them! Make them die laughing!" bit she did in her interview was a bit creepy, wasn't it? She quickly won me over. Her act was funny and original, without falling into the trap of being a Dat Phan-esque "hey, look at my weird ethnic parents!" routine. I do feel bad for any kids who may have been on the fence regarding the existence of Santa Claus and decided to watch LCS tonight. Another innocent belief in the world crushed by a well written stand-up joke!
I'm very torn about his act. The first half was of that terrible, bland men and women are different, just in case you didn't know! school of comedy, while the second half was comprised of a great observation that I haven't heard a comic make yet. Pantyhose are scary and confusing. This is the first act that I think we really didn't get enough time with to make a decision regarding what kind of comic he is.
Now that's how to do a "child-proofing your apartment" joke! I'm curious what the women out there think of her. I thought her dirty persona was funny, but then I'm a guy (which means I'm kind of a dirty person by default). My wife is a big fan of Sarah's, but I'd like the other women to chime in on her. Yes? No? Too dirty?
I always wonder about people who have that much hair. Are they hot all the time? Do their necks hurt? I found it distracting. I'm not sure if I think that he's a brilliant political thinker or that his clipped manner of speaking just makes him sound about ten million times smarter than he actually is. I tend to think that people who pause a lot when they speak are profound thinkers, even when they're not. It's why that in two out of the last three presidential elections, I voted Shatner.
Let's hear it for comedians with colors for last names! Yeah! Eager as I was for my color brother from another country to kick butt tonight, I thought he was a bit grating. I tend to remember him as being one of my favorites from the audition rounds. Tonight though... the banana bit was good, but the rest of it seemed over played in a way that didn't work for me.
Another comic that is a friend of mine. Again, regard everything I say with suspicion! Did anyone else notice the odd off-kilter clapping that Tom Arnold did when she said that her boyfriend was white? Was he trying to be funny during her set? Or was he just really excited that she was dating a white man? This is why I wish I had ESP. I think there had to be something cut out of Tracey's hippopotamus joke because I didn't see how she made the connection between it being responsible for deaths in Africa and why she might be frightened of one. Her facial expressions were funny on the ATM part of the bit, but I didn't quite understand how it all fit together.
I don't know Ralph personally, but I know his brother Romont well enough that I again must be read here with the utmost caution. I might be shilling for a friend right under your noses! I'm not a huge fan of character pieces in stand-up (maybe because I can't do them) but I liked this one well enough. I think that the audience didn't do him any favors with the timing on the "surprise". It looked like he wanted to make a bigger splash with the visual on his funky glasses, but had to come in too early. Another guy who would be likeable if he were stabbing a hitchhiker on the stage.
Best Lesbian Stereotypes Joke Ever. Most lesbian comics feel the need to refute stereotypes (including, I'm sure, the one I just said), but she went right for embracing them. Maybe I'm just tired from the four million words I've written so far, but Sabrina is currently my favorite real lesbian in the world right now. (By the way, did it seem like she was very shortchanged on time?)
Already I'm a little wary because my father doesn't trust people with two first names and has raised me to feel the same. As it turns out, he was absolutely right! (No, okay, that was a bit too mean. I just didn't understand all the screaming. While I liked hearing the word "boner" on national TV again -- sorely lacking ever since the cancellation of Growing Pains -- I didn't really like how forced his energy was).
The old bait-and-switch! "I just had my first mugging... boy was that tourist surprised!" Her act had a lot of it and it wasn't bad, just not my cup of tea comedy wise. So instead of saying mean things, let me give you an assignment for the comments! Write your own bait and switch using this as your set-up: "I'm really happy because I had my first sexual experience last week..." You fill in the blank (and try to keep it clean, this is a family blog!)
Without a doubt, Doug had the hottest collection of people in the "Friends and Family" section. For that I thank him. For me, the biggest laugh in his act was the tourist's accent joke, which didn't get much of a response from the audience. It just goes to show you that what makes a comic laugh very rarely makes the general public laugh.
And your winners tonight:
Debra, Dante, Ralph, Doug, and Gina.
Who got ripped off?
Joe DeVito (I'm biased!) and Sabrina Matthews.
One final thought before we put this puppy to bed: what, exactly, was the purpose of Tom Arnold and the other judges? I mean, I know I've been a vocal critic of the fact that this show even has judges, but if you're going to have them at all (much less a celebrity judge) don't you need to hear from them at least once or twice? Again this show befuddles me with its odd choices.
LCS has become a lot more fun now that we're out of those awful audition rounds. I'll be back next week with another breakdown, assuming my fingers are still working.
As always, for another take on tonight's episode, check out Shecky Magazine here.
|John Caparulo||55 (19.6%)|
|Debra DiGiovanni||16 (5.7%)|
|Tommy Johnagin||55 (19.6%)|
|Joe DeVito||8 (2.8%)|
|Gina Yashere||9 (3.2%)|
|Lawrence Mooney||3 (1.1%)|
|Sarah Colonna||10 (3.6%)|
|Dwayne Kennedy||6 (2.1%)|
|Spencer Brown||12 (4.3%)|
|Tracey Ashley||5 (1.8%)|
|Ralph Harris||5 (1.8%)|
|Sabrina Matthews||32 (11.4%)|
|Adam Vincent||1 (0.4%)|
|Lori Chase||6 (2.1%)|
|Doug Benson||28 (10.0%)|