TV Squad Daily with Brigitte - VIDEO

Lisa - -

That was a very brave confession about not watching TV! The moment I confessed that I didn't have cable, I was flamed for it! ...and if not having cable is a venial sin to those guys, not watching TV is a mortal one! ;)

TK - -

Omigosh, pulleeez don't encourage Patrick! Lord only knows what he'll come up with next!

...and now... a shameless plug for a classified ad:

FOR SALE: Parachute. Used once. Never opened. Small stain....

I guess I have never delved deep enough to watch Man Vs Wild or whatever the heck its name is. Honestly, this may be a shocker, but I don't actually watch TV in the classic sense. Yes I know it's a strange thing for someone that doesn't watch television to be posting and watching a daily TV site but what can I say? I like the sparking conversation and the multi-multi-posting on the comments section.

As for Drew Carey on the Price is Right? I'm sure that it'll fail, but one thing that you can say is that it'll fail with comedy. I'm a big Drew supporter because I was a huge 'Whose Line is it Anyway' fan so I'll stick by him to the gritty, sticky end (which may now come sooner than later)

Miss B,

Love this one, as always. Outside, bloopers, eating large pastry, you use the word "crap" with that adorable mid-western accent, and that last shot, where you're in profile - a keeper!

And Patrick, that Jim impression made me laugh out loud. Classic.

TK

Patrick - -

Dost thou jesteth? Nay, never spakest thou such drivvel! Never spake I to thee in an Elizabethan tongue! Besideseth... I ain't THAT freakin' oldeth!!!

Actually, Robert Frost might be right up Brigitte's alley, who knows? His "Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening" is the same stuff of which her "one hundred miles later" driving blog is made... and she has miles to go before she sleeps!

Bitemeistan - - - Isn't that the land where the saying "Bite Me" originated?

Brigitte - -

If your mother has told you once, she's told you a thousand times... don't vlog with your mouth full! Actually, it was a combination of funny/cute/gross... I don't know if I'd make THAT a regular feature, though! (Bet you thought that no one would notice after you mentioned the elephant pooh juice, huh?)

I like your tv squad vids. It's not dull and all anchor newswoman like with the whole suit and monotone voice and rapid blinking..I could go on I guess lol.

I don't think the Drew Carey things gonna work out for the Price is Right unfortunately :/. He's just not Bob, and we want to see Bob..not Drew. You'll definately see a decrease in little old ladies in the crowd that would wear neon colored shirts saying 'I Love Bob!' or something.

Anywho, keep up the awesome work and the bloopers!

Okay I'm going to do my Jim Murphy imatation now:

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick...
Wouldst be a better path to woo the heart of a young maiden by quoting poetry and prose... rather than discussing the gerth of any female body part. Perchance some Emily Dickenson... or Robert Frost though I find him oblique and boring c'est qua?

Brigitte -- tsk tsk
Didn't you know that in some parts of Mid-Asia (the Northern Provinces of Bitemeiskan) Elephent (or as the Hindu refer Elefant) pooh is a delicasy that like revenge... is best served warm... with some nice farva beans.

As a youth I once bought Elephant dung at a local Bitemeiskan market. The merchant quibbled over the price but I was able to talk him down to a mere 23 kroegers a pound. The fool vainly attempted to convince me that it was Fresh Elephant pooh when I knew for fact it was really yesterday's Elephant pooh moved up to the front. It may serve you well to use caution with a Bitemeistan vendor as they have been even known to mark there goods a Pachaderm Pooh and charge a greater amount.

To the other Jim... nice cath on the oh bother Pooh line!

Jim - -

ROFL... EXCELLENT observation and association!!!

Wind - -

Of course she picked it up and ate it... Applying the Ten-Second Rule is NOTHING after expounding about pooh juice consumption!

Brig-

"I'm really into freakishly big baked goods lately"

That line is priceless. Another great video.

Jim-

I especially liked that comment about Patrick feeding us crap everyday in the comments section

You have to give props to Patrick for using a 'pooh-ism'.

Pun intended. :D

Wind - -

Thanks for clearing Patrick up about the distinction between sconces and scones. Now if you could get him to understand the difference between implying something and inferring something, you'll be ahead of the curve!