TV Squad Daily with Brigitte - VIDEO

I love my daily dose of TV Squad Daley! ;)

...oops... my bad... it was a SINGLE quotes thing this time... apparently you didn't feel that you had the energy to extend your middle fingers for a double quote.

Patrick - -

What?? Feel sorry for a spoiled little rich girl that drinks, drives, uses drugs, and generally makes a fool of herself? (...umm... wait a minute... I forget... are we talking about Lindsey, Paris, or Britney? Oh, never mind... I see... all three!)

Not on your life bucko! They started to be boring when they made the outrageous seem routine.

Speaking of outrageous things (no, Patrick, this isn't a segway into YOU) all of the reality TV show ideas, including SOB, are just one more clue that Hollywood doesn't have one.

Maybe someday they'll get the idea in there heads to do something totally different... something which doesn't peel away layer after layer more and more evidence of human frailty or debauchery. Maybe someday they'll come up with a show that discloses something honorable, noble, maybe even inspirational...

...Nah, they'll never get it.

Brigitte - - WAKE UP, BRIGITTE!!!

So... Charlie Sheen gets $350,000 per episode... so basically, he does one or two shows and can afford to buy the average person a house. Kewl! ...and Katie Couric at $15 million per year... who knew that waning perkiness could be so pricey?

"Son of a Biscuit"??? Seriously, Brigitte, you've got to let go of the baked goods binge... it's even infiltrating your vocabulary!

At least you did your traditional double quotes thing again (yeah, I guess you do indeed do that a lot)! But it's cute... it works!

One word of caution, though... don't end with a diminished smile... even with a "sleepy" episode. One suggestion as to how this clip might be improved with a sleepy theme would be to yawn and stretch and walk out of the room in your fuzzy bunny feet slippers.

True dat Sam!

word

My Uncle Dominic (aka Little Dom... aka Dominic the Douche Bag) was on TV once and he didn't get a damn penny! That sucks elephant pooh! It was 5 years ago on an episode of cops... he was Perp #3. Maybe he needs to get Judge Judy's agent... or quit breaking into houses.

I'm totally feeling bad for LiLo... I mean c'mon... obviously the cops in LA have it in for rich white girls... duh! That people is profiling and it's just a-wroooong! I'm seeking reperassions for past biogotry. No more taking it from da man! Power to the rich white girls!

Which leads me to S.O.B.
So like is Don Imus hosting? Maybe David Duke and Lewis Farakan could like guest host. Maybe Rush Limbaugh could discuss the merrits of black quarterbacks in the NFL... like ummm... Michael Vick. Oh wait... I don't think Rush has a dog in that fight!

Briggie... you look adorable for the 1.7 seconds you were asleep there!

Stupid double-post. Is there a way to delete posts?

It seems today that all you see are dumb, unstable broads causing drama and endangering the lives of others. Even more, we get countless reality TV shows that add more vapid dramas in the thinly veiled guise of a "social commentary" which fails to even solicit any sort of thought-provoking comments on our society.

This is why we like TV Squad Daily with Bridgette. Here, we have a cute and spunky woman with a keen eye, sharp wit, and a current love for gigantic-titanic baked goods and caffeinated drinks providing fresh and entertaining social commentaries that makes us go, "Word." "True dat" and "Preach on."

Finally, I think I speak for everyone, especially Patrick, when I say, "Whoa, this is the closest we'll ever experience of seeing Bridgette with bed hair."

It seems today that all you see are dumb, unstable broads causing drama and endangering the lives of others. Even more, we get countless reality TV shows that add more vapid dramas in the thinly veiled guise of a "social commentary" which fails to even solicit any sort of thought-provoking comments on our society.

This is why we like TV Squad Daily with Bridgette. Here, we have a cute and spunky woman with a keen eye, sharp wit, and a current love for gigantic-titanic baked goods and caffeinated drinks providing fresh and entertaining social commentaries that makes us go, "Word." "True dat" and "Preach on."

Finally, I think I speak for everyone, especially Patrick, when I say, "Whoa, this is the closest we'll ever experience of seeing Bridgette with bed hair."

Oprah needs to be givin out more than just cars....

and Lindsays definitely goin to jail longer than Paris... Awesome.