TV Squad Daily with Brigitte - VIDEO

I have my own Tiny Tree and we call him that too. I got him from my home country (Maine) and planted him in front of our house on Long Island (Satans besmeered and farting hole). He was the size of Brig's Tiny Tree when I got him and now he's a burly 5 ft tall in all his Balsomie Furry greatness. When I get home sick I pull off a needle and smell it. Smells like Christmas.

Thats my Aww moment of the year... enough of that shit... I like being nekkid.
;-)

Oh and yes... Maine is a completely different country compared to Long Island (Satans besmeered and farting hole)

Sniping at Brigitte was the reference, you bad boy. Much to everyone's regret, I'm sure, the comments aren't always about you.

Sy, sly, slimy... well by Jorge, that's just as alliterative as can be! Never occurred to me.

Hmm, if it were 3:51 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, what time would it be in Minneapolis? Denver? Seattle? Honolulu? That's right, it would be time to get a clue.
WE

Baggage?!?

Sly and slimy...OK, at least that's alliterative...and it wouldn't be the first time. But baggage? BAGGAGE?!? And from someone who posts at 3:51 in the morning?

How come there's never a jar of Vaseline handy when you really need it?

sniping like...


It weren't no Patrick-bait in that vid that I can see. Use of a big word like "presumptuous" might even be repellant to a self-proclaimed bad boy. Then again, self-proclaimed bad boys pretty much never are. Bad, I mean.

you mean that kind of sniping WE???

What am I missing here? Why does producing a pretty damned good, pretty damned funny video blog every day have to come with the downside of collecting sly, slimy fan baggage? Why the sneaky sniping? I don't get it. I really don't.
WE

Patrick - -

"90 sumptin"??????? Okay, smart a-- alec! I'm not even 80 yet! I don't know if I should be taking this kind of abuse from someone who doesn't even remember Gerald Ford being President.

eich ben ein tiny tree withoutfeathers???

Murph -- to answer your comment... actual I have an exclusive contract with TVSDwB for all things stalkeresque

it's got all these 'herein party to the first part blah blah blah' legalize shitaki mushroom stuff that basically says I own the rights to creepyness and 'over the top' flirtations... however... I'm thinking of breaking said contract... see... I've met somebody else (sorry to break it to ya like this Brigitte)

her name is obama girl and we're like made for each other... she's got a great... asset... and I heart me some great assets... she's got these huge... female frontal appendages that just beg to be oggled... I swear it... they're like begging for it!!!!

Murph... I realize you're like 90 sumptin'????
so here's her linky-poo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU

Today, we are all Tiny Tree...

A question for Brigitte: If Tiny Tree wants to be a bounty hunter or Vaseline model when he grows up will you encourage him to follow his dream or do everything in your power to dissuade him from going down that road?

This is not a trick question.

"Oh Tiny Tree!" "Why can't you just stay in the yard with your friends and be a good shade provider like your father?"

Bridget is such a flirt ...planting naked thoughts in her readers' minds.

Brigitte - -

Hmmm... Perhaps makers of Vaseline is simply catching up with reality? ...or increase its marketability? It depends on just where exactly the Vaseline is applied on Kim's body, and whether or not it can actually be aired on American TV. If she's going to bare all and then just rub the stuff on her forelegs, I predict a boycott. (Besides, the stuff kinda stinks!)

A midnight wedding... funny... Elisabeth Rohm is so blonde, and midnight weddings sound so... so... Goth to me. Is she going to dye her hair black or something?

Too bad the Big Tree thing was just a joke, Brigitte... I'm sure those viewers of yours of the Roman Catholic persuasion were about ready to have you beatified.

Too bad about the chocolate-covered espresso beans. (I'd still eat it, too. Go for it, kid!)

...and now that I've dutifully responded to all of Brig's topics...

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick - -

While I appreciate your attempt at removing the appellation of creepy perv from yours truly (although I'm sure our detractors would still disagree with you) I don't think you can rightfully jump all over Adam. I don't recall it being established that you had exclusive legal right within TV Squad Daily to creepiness or perviness, so don't monopolize! If Adam wants to be creepy and pervy, too, be nice and let him! If you don't play nicely in the sandbox, I'm gonna come up there and kick sand in your face! ;)