Simon Cowell quitting American Idol!!!!!
Okay maybe the five exclamation points weren't necessary, but I thought that they would drive the point across. Yes it is true, the insulter supreme, Simon Cowell, will be leaving America's favorite singing show (no not The Singing Bee) ... in three years.Cowell will be stepping away from his on-screen roles on Idol and the UK's X Factor to work on his music and television production companies. Obviously, there is no word yet on potential replacements. I am hoping for Gary Busey, he seems like he knows how to cut someone down real good.
But why is Cowell leaving? Well because YOU made him. Cowell told The Mirror that there will be no reason for him to be on TV when he turns 50, because the public "will be sick to death" of him.
Shame, shame, shame on you public of the future for not loving him enough to make him stay. You will regret the decision you will have made, when you make it ... in three years.
Kidding aside, although i will miss his blunt but accurate criticism, Cowell does deserve a break and is smart to step out of the limelight before his celebrity gets stale -- I'm looking at you, Kathy Griffin.
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