Simpsons quotes included in new Oxford Dictionary

My family uses this one every time someone leaves one of our houses...

Apu: Thank you, come again!

And yes, we use the Indian accent too!!

Some of my favorites:

Every word spoken by Hank Skorpio ("Sugar? Sure. Sorry it's not in packets.")
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FBI Guy: "We've had his house under 24-hour satellite surveillance for 9 years, and we can confirm that it's not on the roof."
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Dentist: Ralph, have you been flossing?
Ralph: Yes, sir!
Dentist: Ralph, why must you turn my office into a HOUSE OF LIES!?
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Homer: [tries to dial phone]
Operator: The fingers you are using are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm, now.
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(Same episode)
Dr. Nick: Hey! Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?
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(And finally, one more Dr. Nick...)
Dr. Nick: The kneebone's connected to the, something.
The something's connected to the, red thing.
The red thing's connected to my, wristwatch. Uh-oh.

Sorry for the long comment, but these few really crack me up:

Homer: Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? ..Who called all these weird places?
Brain: Quiet, it might be you! I can't remember.
Homer: Naw, I'm going to ask Marge.
Brain: No, no! Why embarrass us both? Just write a check and I'll release some more endorphins.
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Jane: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Glen: It's free!
Homer: And when this weekend?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost?
Glen: Um, it's free.
Homer: I see, and when is it?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer: And what are you for this free weekend?
Bart: C'mon, dad, the team's arriving!
[They start running]
Homer: It's free, right!
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Marge: Lisa, you got a letter.
Lisa: It's from my pen-pal Anya! [reads]
Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and
[voice changes to that of a man] replaced by the benevolent general Krull. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Girl.
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and lastly:

Owner: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call ``Frogurt''!

Homer tells the owner that he is looking for a present for his son's birthday. The owner hands to him a talking Krusty doll.

Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.

Ralph: You smell like dead bunnies!

Ralph: I'm a brick!

Bart: Can't sleep, clown'll eat me...can't sleep, clown'll eat me...

Tom Brokaw: There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.

Parole Hearing Officer: No one who speaks German can be an evil man!

Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!

Smithers: Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!"

Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Ralph: Me fail English that's un-possible.

Homer: I don't want to look like a freak. I'll take the muumu.

Lisa: "Yes, I heard it too. Let's listen to some nice music."

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it
Grandpa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

"Can't talk. Coming down." - Lisa Simpson

"It tastes like *burning.*"

LMAO, that's always been my favorite, I laugh every single time.